the dream fades before dawn

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.

Whoah science.

Neato.

Once, I was helping AKAsupergirl move her furniture around her living room

and the entertainment center has a thing on top that we had to move and there was a light that had been on for three days

and I had to push up to lift the top thing so we could move the side things out

and I put my palm right on the lightbulb

and burned myself really badly