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last night I was denouncing some forgettable shitbag to my girlfriend and said “even the ground wouldn’t want him to rot in it” and was instantly projected into the body of a gnarled old irish woman 200 years ago, spinning thread and spitting on the ground as I bitch and look out to sea.

When you bitch so hard you astral project into one of your past lives

“Why did it take you 10 minutes to clean 1 window?” “There was a cat.”

this cured my depression for the day

this is outrageously important

me trying to reach my goals in life

Vintage Blog

@devotedlysweatythings another good one 4 ur window one x

** the same 20 songs i’ve been listening to since i was like 13 (that’s nearly 11 years, fuck)

my dream is to live in a place where cute forest critters wander into my yard and make friends with my pets 

ravioli ravioli give me emotional stabilitioli

do i deserve back pain at this age

sometimes being endowed with an ample bosom has its negatives