Just a different point of view

date the person who says, “have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything” not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them

partnership not ownership

Reblog until I die

i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want  to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can 

You have a thing at 2:00 PM so you set a reminder for 1:00 PM because you don’t want to be late, but you should eat by 12:00 PM. That means you should start preparing food by 11:30 AM, but you want to double check or confirm the appointment before 11:00 AM before everyone goes to lunch. So if you want to finish your other tasks by 10:00 AM, you ought to start at 8:00 AM, which means you’ve got to wake up at 7:30 AM and you may as well get ready to go out then ahead of time, and that’s how something that starts at 2:00 PM effectively starts at 7:30 AM and lasts the entire day.

ME. ME. ME.

theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70mph, but bank cameras can’t get a clear shot of a robber standing still

sorry I haven’t replied to ur texts I’ve been overwhelmed by literally anything that’s ever happened or will happen

A night car ride with good ass music would be nice rn

Well there's my fantasy right there.. right in the middle 😍

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

NOT THE THANGS

Idk what it is about these gifs but dear god I’m drooling 🤤

😍😍😍