Aspiring Town Cryptid

it's rotten work. especially to me especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.

menstruating in the summer should be considered a violation of human rights they should defund the police and give the money to the girlies in stem so they put an end to this

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

god those were lawless times. 

Now that the citrus scale has been reinstated…

my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them

i am suffering academically

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

May we live in very uninteresting times

may you experience very precedented events

I've done nothing wrong. Except for all the atrocities. Besides that I'm innocent

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

sometimes you just gotta run through a golf course singing when you’re having an identity crisis

there she goes again being over dramatic and by she i mean me