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Objectively speaking, sheās a genius. Period.
Whereād she get the brains from, though?
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@puckerphoebe
zachhawkedownā:
Objectively speaking, sheās a genius. Period.
Whereād she get the brains from, though?

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TEXT ā PHOEBE
TORI: Thatās kind of adorable, isnāt it?
TORI: I feel like I spent my whole life making good decisions, until I made a very bad one, and every decision since then has threw me further down this hole.
PHOEBE: It is, I love it
PHOEBE: ...and which /very/ bad decision are you referencing, specifically?
jasonnkaneā:
My kids are pure genius, Hawke.
No time in the near future thanks to weather. When are you guys moving here?
Funny, Zach says the same thing.
And I canāt necessarily fault you for that, do you even have such a thing as winter there? Um, never, just thinking about wearing cowboy boots makes my skin crawl.
king---alexanderā:
The fact that Little Evans now has two Little Evans of her own is definitely hard to get my mind around. Letās hope she ends it with two. Yeah, you two not being in the same place anymore must have really been an adjustment, huh?
Well, you know youāre always welcome to my place.
You really think she will? Look at her family, thereās no way this is all theyāre going to stick with. I donāt want to talk about it.
All threeĀ of us?...wait, I donāt want Leah around a little King person, that sounds like disaster already.

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zachhawkedownā:
But hey, they couldnāt take it back, and now our baby is a star. Smartest kid I know.
Because youāre not incredibly biased, or anything.
staciekaneā:
I love how well you know me.
And I love you.
TEXT ā PHOEBE
TORI: Zach wouldnāt care?
TORI: Thanks, although I donāt think youāre that much older than me. I bet being a mom makes it feel worse.
PHOEBE: If I went out for a night? He better not care, besides, he secretly loves father daughter time. Which actually isn't such a secret, but he thinks that it is
PHOEBE: Yeah, I don't think so either, but you're probably right. I feel like I should be telling you to 'make good decisions' or some shit like that
jasonnkaneā:
Kanes can totally make sense. Like candyā¦kane. Yes, I know the spelling is off but whatever, same noise. Yeah, she really went above and beyond and now Iām on the Stacie Evans wavelength.
Youāre also spending too much time with your kids, apparently.Ā
So when are you guys moving back here?
king---alexanderā:
I should have figured.
Eh. I can hold him now without wincing, so thatās an improvement.
Which, I mean, with her twoĀ miniatures I donāt know how she has the time to keep up with her own life, let alone every oneās. But I guess social media has a lot to do with that.
Thatās a sight that Iām going to need to see sometime soon.

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TORI: I'm kind of terrified about it, too.
TORI: I know, he's beautiful! It was really good at the time, but we're better off as friends.
PHOEBE: If you ever need someone to come along as back up, even casually, I'm in.
PHOEBE: You're also so much smarter than I was at your age, damn.
zachhawkedownā:
I mean, they canāt seriously expect our kid to have a clean mouth, can they? They knew that when they accepted her and I saidĀ āfuck yeah!ā in response. But hey, letās be optimistic. Maybe she did something good this time.
I have never seen such a look of instant regret cross someoneās face until that moment, it was truly something. We can only hope so.
staciekaneā:
Do I ever?
Not since Iāve known you, nope. And considering Iāve known you longer than he has, that would be never.
TEXT ā PHOEBE
TORI: Tasha and I are going to make online dating profiles, but I did have a rebound! Marcus.
PHOEBE: Gross, online dating. One of the few things that I am thankful that I didn't have to experience.
PHOEBE: YES, I've taught you so well, girl! And he's a hot one, too, damn. How was it?
zachhawkedownā:
Love you, too, baby. Yeah, I did. I dunno, these fancy private schools love talking and bake sales and shit. I donāt think we need to worry. Do you?
No, I donāt think thereās anything to worry about considering sheās a perfect angel.
Wow, Iām just kidding, it was really difficult to say that with a straight face. I hope itās not because she started saying damn it at school now, itās been a losing battle to stop getting her to say it at home.

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staciekaneā:
Iāll come visit, duh! Jason can handle the kids for one long weekend.
I truly appreciate the way that you donāt give him a say in this decision.Ā
jasonnkaneā:
What a cool family name. It almost gives the Kanes a run for their money. Almost. Hey, I held off for as long as possible but once we got married I just got well and truly Stacieād.
Um, itās better, because what is a Kane? At least Hawkes make sense. Itās truly frightening, just when I thought she couldnāt influence you any more than she already has.