Good morning disgusting Trebonius, as you can see your officials failed to imprison me in the forum and you must suffer yet another day of my virtuous filibustering.

If you have a problem with Trebonius, I'll see you in the forum

I am being blamed for bad omens because I said "diva down" when P. Crassus fell at the temple gate and his father heard that and tripped right on top of him.

I am being blamed for bad omens because I said "diva down" when P. Crassus fell at the temple gate and his father heard that and tripped right on top of him.

Aulus Gabinius slammed the door in my face because I did not let him harass Cicero three years prior. Rude.

What was that?

i didnot fuck clodius pulcher.

Not my father debating if oral counts... Oh. Am I in trouble? i th ink I am goin g to cry

My Horrible Son Let's Have A Chat.

We Are Going to Syria and that's Final.

Bribe someone to make me Quaestor first? Please pleaseee?

The closest you will get to quaestor is. let's just say. basking in the rays of my magistracy.

Such dull rays I will easily out shine, everyone knows

Good morning disgusting Trebonius, as you can see your officials failed to imprison me in the forum and you must suffer yet another day of my virtuous filibustering.

If you have a problem with Trebonius, I'll see you in the forum

yes you will be in the forum to listen to several more hours of my virtuous filibuster

I would say the son of @marcvslicinivscrassvs calls me daddy too, but really it is not just me. He calls a lot of people that. Like a kid lost in a supermarket.

If you would like to be the only man on the back of my horse, Gaius Cassius, then say so. Your jealousy is showing.

Call that a Trojan horse the way it is crowded in there.

Excuse Me

Your son could be useful for taking Troy.

Oh get off and sack me already Gaius, quick he's not looking

i didnot fuck clodius pulcher.

Not my father debating if oral counts... Oh. Am I in trouble? i th ink I am goin g to cry

My Horrible Son Let's Have A Chat.

We Are Going to Syria and that's Final.

Bribe someone to make me Quaestor first? Please pleaseee?

where is Cicero

On the citrus wood table with M. Caelius.

i didnot fuck clodius pulcher.

Not my father debating if oral counts... Oh. Am I in trouble? i th ink I am goin g to cry

I would say the son of @marcvslicinivscrassvs calls me daddy too, but really it is not just me. He calls a lot of people that. Like a kid lost in a supermarket.

If you would like to be the only man on the back of my horse, Gaius Cassius, then say so. Your jealousy is showing.

has anyone seen my son

this is why I am the favourite

MY SON

Crassus having nightmares during the Parthian campaign? Oh that's just me. He calls me a nightmare. Can't tell if this is flirting.

Gaius Cassius my father does not flirt. He does moan, though. Loudly, if he is receiving the right mouth. How I hated seeing Clodius slither away down the halls of an evening, my father's seed barely wiped away, staining that silly little grin