Public School Crackheads

Sustained myself with only $10 for lunch

Have hung out with my friends outside of school more than all my years in school

Got high and faked sobriety 😎

Found out one of my teachers is only five (5) years older than me

Already procrastinating

He saw his girlfriend talking to some guy, and so at the end of the day he walked up to the guy, head butted him, and knocked out his two front teeth... He just walked away like it was nothing, and when he was in the office and asked why he did it, he said “I don’t think we need to discuss that right now” 👀👀

Teacher: “if you wore your PJs, you’re cool. If you didn’t, you suck”

Student: “Sir, I don’t suck!” Then pulls his jeans down to reveal Christmas pajama pants

if you have a friend, or just someone you know in that class who’s frequently late you have to be there to know whether or not they’re late and create a list of days they’re late or not

example:

“prostitues”