CW: Reblog/Comment command, trancey language, and spirals
Welcome one and all theatre-goers
I am your humble Ticketmaster speaking
And I would love to introduce y’all to the Theatre
A wonderful place of mind-bending wonders and spectacles
But before you can be granted entry, all customers must quiet their minds
Do not worry dear customer, you will be carefully guided into a quiet state of mind
Just follow along dear viewer
Just let my gentle words slip into your mind
As you relax into a comfortable position
And you may feel yourself start to slump your shoulders
The tension loosening in your muscles
As your worries melt away
Eyes becoming so heavy, as you just follow along with my words and instructions
And if you feel yourself starting to nod off
Or your eyes start to feel heavy and dull
Or your body feels heavy and comfy in your chair or bed
Then that’s perfectly normal, and to be expected
Just feeling those thoughts drifting away
Seeing them float off in the horizon
Your brain is far too sluggish and lazy to chase them
As you can feel the lights dimming in your head
Almost as if you’re getting ready for bed
Nice and cozy, as if your brain is wrapped in a comfy, heated blanket
Nice and deep for me dear reader
No need to worry about thinking on your own
And for those still teetering on the edge, we have a special aid to help
A special spiral referred to as the curtains
Stare deep into the velvet spiral, letting it overwhelm your melty mind
Feeling the pulsing waves drag you deeper and deeper beneath them
The few thoughts you have getting stuck in the velvety folds, and carried away
It feels so nice to stare
It feels as if these curtains are muffling the noise in your brain
Your thoughts being gently pulled away
And swallowed in the middle of
As your body and mind melt into a puddle of bliss
Feeling so deliciously weak
Brain and muscles completely melted
Mind completely silent and empty
And just feel yourself repeat out loud “I’m lost in waves of velvet”
I think you’re ready dear viewer for the show
Your surrender is the main act
Just feel a wave of bliss and euphoria wash over you as a reward for your performance
But I think it may be time for us to close the curtains dear viewer
But before we do, if you fell deep for me, I want you to reblog or comment under this post with your favorite play and/or movie. And the phrase “My mind belongs to the Theatre”
And be sure to reblog to spread the word about the Theatre
For now, I’m going to count backwards from 5 to 1, each number making you feel more alert and awake. Waking up refreshed and rejuvenated when I reach 1.
Thoughts returning to you
Fog lifting from your thoughts
Rise and shine dear viewer
I hope you enjoyed your visit to the Theatre
Remember to eat, drink, and take your medication