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mr. gorbachev, tear up this dancefloor

Who is going to tell men that repeating phrases from popular television shows and hating female celebrities isn’t a personality

Bazinga

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i love the iphone v android fight because the only anti android stance for years has been “bad camera”

And “bad camera” isnt even accurate, its just that snapchat is horribly optimized for Android’s OS and, instead of using the camera like a normal app, takes a screenshot of the phone’s capture while the camera is open. 

praise kink is so good. combines my love of dom/sub stuff but it’s also super loving and sweet… and its so gentle and clearly consensual but can also be embarrassing for the person being praised and can be an aspect of overstimulation :3c

I hope when I die I become a coke freestyle machine

If reincarnation is real, it’s likely you’ll be reborn as an alien in a distant galaxy with no knowledge of Earth.

You WILL clap!