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Manscaped just pinned me down sheared my nuts and released me back into my enclosure like a barnyard sheep

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“That sounds like a good idea…….”-“Is there something bothering you with the idea?”-“No, the idea is GOOD…..🙂”

biteswhenprovoked

Can someone explain this to me?

cop-disliker69

Old people use quotation marks to indicate emphasis, as a substitute for italics (which many of them could not produce on the old typewriters they learned to write on), whereas young people use them to indicate sarcasm or falseness. They’re used as “scare quotes”.

And old people use ellipses simply to indicate a pause, or for some other incomprehensible reason I’m not aware of. But young people use ellipses to indicate passive-aggression.

So an old person could type something like:

how are things going with your “boyfriend”….

and what they mean is

How are things going with your boyfriend? [Im so excited for you, sweetie, and I wanna hear about it]

But a young person would interpret that sentence as

How are things going with your so-called boyfriend…. [I say, while seething with contempt for him and possibly for you too]

kaispeakshermind

The linguistic difference across generations is beautifully explained here thank you

sketchdeath

everyone in the 80s was like fuck ending this song

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erraticcat

you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.

vadergf

Actually feeling insane like they're going to let a black girl be one of the main characters of a very important and popular TV show and they're going to show her as a nuanced 3 dimensional character who is both strong and vulnerable and is treated with care and you will see her develop a close relationship with a boy who respects and values her and they're going to have a happy relationship and little black girls all over the world are going to see this oh my god

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Young gods AU doodles

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tumboner

omg

merspers

This has been in my queue for months.

mcgooglykins

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes

Uh the UK???

kaijutegu

everyone stop what you’re doing and look at this baby pelican

kaijutegu

his power grows

kaijutegu

please… he’s getting too strong…

kaijutegu

please… stop… i beg of you…

adorkablemily

Tag yourself I’m eraserhead baby

beardedmrbean

I'm gonna need to remember this prompt for when I'm having a bad day

rotten-to-the-applecore

My favorite part about Megamind, is that he literally Grew Up on Earth around humans, but is still confused about human culture and etiquette

justkingwolf

#so did I he's not special

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maryaustria

"poyo" is such a raw line youd think it comes from some shakespearean tragedy but no it actually comes from kirby

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Barbie Movies By Ana Paniagua

whatilikeabouthaikyuu

This entire exchange was just beautiful

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Barbie and the Nutcracker by Kalisami

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Condemned

This almost devolved into something it shouldn’t have. As always, like clockwork. But this is basically a song fic, so I said to myself NO. You are NOT doing this again.

So here we go.

Inspired by Florence and the Machine’s “Heavy in Your Arms”.

A re-write of the pre-Rakuzan/Touou InterHigh match AoMomo argument, reimagined and with a different twist.

Title: “Condemned” on AO3 Word Count: 6069 Summary: She lifts her head to look into his eyes with the most intense glare he has ever been the recipient of. Satsuki’s magenta eyes are sparking with anger, accusation and disdain.

Although looks cannot in fact kill, a part of Daiki certainly dies when their gazes lock.

“I hate you so much that if I could only live without you, I would kill you myself, with my own hands.”

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