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Here at PMZ, we strive to bring you all of the latest news and gossip from Pacific "Privilege" State University's students, faculty and alumni. While our team of dedicated gossip bloggers journalists work tirelessly to keep you in the know, we also welcome submissions from outside sources. Please see here for further info. In addition, we hope to catch up with the aforementioned students, faculty and alumni to bring you weekly-biweekly interviews from the mouths of those in the spotlight themselves. Watch this space, and know that if we haven't already, we'll be coming to you to hear your story very soon. xoxo, PMZ

Rumor has it that Logan Clarington (@paramediclogan) and Penny Sylvester (@pennysylvester) are on the rocks, they're nowhere near as happy as they pretend to be.

The Sylvesters (@syldexter) (@dannyssylvester) (@pennysylvester) (@sagesylvester) (@syljoni) are all secretly robots.

Reagan (@reaganroll) tried to fuck everyone at the Halloween party.

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