PURPLE MATTER

@lutalice I am leaving an AIR OF MYSTERY to my followers who don't know me...

JK didn't die. I can't die now, I'm a responsible parent.

Glued several angel wings from Wal-Mart to my arms to see if I could fly earlier. I could not. Plummeted to my doom off that cliff like an ACME coyote.

THE CUM CAULDRON IS BACK AND I'M STIRRING AND DISTILLING AGAIN.

People never complain about this dick because I change their pH levels.

@lutalice You wanna smoke?

Okay I'm not THAT bad.

I love my sister so much, she's so cool and smart and amazing and full of mercy.

I look at myself in the mirror everyday and say "Get well soon." #positiveaffirmations

@fire-startings Aww no need to show off on my account.

@fire-startings Only if they're not crusty. 💜 Well even if they are, that's just extra flavoring.

People are jealous of uncircumcised dick when they're just extra bags of holding.

@fire-startings For a generous donation, I can make this dream a reality.

@rankpeach I'm just stirring the brew, okay?

@rankpeach Belly button?