uhh i don’t think anyone would react well to the news LMFAO but Orange would definitely continue to try and act as if everything is fine and not spiralling out of control, Green would be very awkward around everyone and everyone would be awkward around them

the doodle page honestly also applies to the au’s main timeline, I think Orange just had so much suppressed bullshit going on that this was the icing on the cake that killed them

i think in both the “everyone lives yay!” timeline and main timeline Green gets very attached to Orange, feeling comforted by their ability to brush off this Very Serious Situation as something that can be handled easily and isn’t that bad, and also having someone to relate to. Orange does not like that someone is getting genuinely emotionally attached to them and tries to stay strictly professional