fruit of the dead

You say that now, but later you will change your mind and yell at me.

Pinky swear I won't.

That’s even harder!

Just guess which ones you've been putting off reading the longest?

Have you met me? I usually end up saying something dumb or just making people uncomfortable.

I'm not easily upset.

Normally saying what I think doesn’t work out for me.

Why not?

I feel like I shouldn’t answer that.

Why not? You'd just be saying what you think. 

[text:] yep, godzilla 

Hey, don’t go putting words in my mouth.

I wasn't at all. Are you saying you don't find any of us attractive in the slightest?

How did I end up as the only dude in this car?

No clue, but you're surrounded by hot girls so I wouldn't be too upset.

I probably read my wicca books the most, just because it’s my personal faith. However, I can’t just cast out others just for favoritism, because they’re equally important faiths that I want to learn about. 

Well, see, I was going to suggest giving the ones you read most a break in favor of taking some you haven't read in a while or at all.

Just hurt my feelings, why don’t you?

Gotta toughen up just a little if you wanna be around me. 

So, are we gonna go throw that phone into the ocean or are you just going to keep telling me how strange I am?

Probably both. C'mon, chump.