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@prsebin

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@prheejinâ
two hours into her shift and sheâs had a total of four customers (all campers, all ordering water and the cheapest thing on the menu), nothing too exciting. heejinâs amping up to go through her housekeeping list again for the fifth time that day whenââsebin!â her all-too-obvious favorite walks through the front door, makes herself right at home at the center of the bar and heejinâs grin is automatic. âi was hoping youâd stop by, i got your favorite ready. itâs sitting in the back if youâre hungry.â a precursory glance across the diner, right before handing over her undivided attention to the girl before her. âhowâs your brother, by the way?â
weekday gloom kicks in a day late, the onset of rain preceded by grey skies and heavy clouds overhead. sebin heads out at five and takes her usual route. a steady drizzle sets in by six, and with the prediction of heavy showers before noon, she postpones the walk home and heads straight for the diner instead.
a good runâs usually the perfect fix to clear up any unnecessary thoughts on her mind. today, though, the nagging feeling remains, like a scab that canât be picked. she makes a pitstop under the awning of an apartment complex for a smoke, but even that doesnât offer much relief. a quick swipe through her phone reveals one unread message. itâs from her brother:
from dumbass: have u tried smoking weedÂ
hopefully heejin has better ideas.
her arrival doesnât turn heads, but it does get a dirty look from the table by the front. running shorts donât tend to bode well with the older crowd-- the most popular responses being âwhere are your pants?â and âyouâre being indecent in publicâ, both of which have been voiced by her own mother on multiple occasions. but such is life. sebin breezes past them and squeezes into her designated spot, keys and phone swapped for the menu on the table. not that she needs it, but she likes to keep up the act for the hell of it. she hums and pretends to consider.
âyou always read my mind. i love it.â sebin slaps the book shut and slides it to her right, elbows perched onto the table shortly after. "still an idiot. he just broke up with his girlfriend yesterday. they lasted a whopping two and a half weeks. kind of impressive for him, actually.â
men. but more on that later.
DOLOS
@prjinil
âgod, whereâs the free food?â the sunglasses are pulled down again, like heâs testing the wattage of the lighting inside the building, testing it against his headache. jinilâs always liked free anything â to the point where heâll take it and decide that makes it free, price tag attached or not. ârecognize anyone fun?â he asks her only after theyâve circled the room a few times and jinil had managed to find himself a handful and sandwich triangles.
social gatherings like these are nothing more than glorified circus acts. everythingâs put on for show; every move not without lengthy deliberation. you donât just roll out of bed and show up at a place like this-- no, you prepare for weeks, scheduling manicures and hair appointments and sessions with your personal trainer, trimming off excess fat and plucking every misplaced follicle into oblivion. youâre the whole damn act. best kind of entertainment there is, in sebinâs opinion.
(that, and two tantalizing words: free. food.)
itâs also an opportunity to scope out potential business. most of the attendees are already filthy rich-- a degreeâs just another tick off their bucket list. which is why sheâs not alone today. jinilâs slumped over in shotgun, looking like heâs seen better days; sebin, on the other hand, bobs her head in tandem to an old wu-tang beat. setting a new personal record always puts her in a good mood.
they ditch her car at the valet and embark on foot, taking a moment to locate the premises. the bland exterior of the building holds as much allure as a week-old slice of white bread, but sheâs been to enough of these to know that itâs a different story altogether inside. with jinil at her heels, she adjusts the front of her (nice, expensive, never to be worn again) blazer and presents their invitations at the entrance. the girl up front cross-checks their ids and ushers them in with a polite smile, and sebin doesnât miss the way her eyes follow their backs as they slip inside. probably wondering what all the fuss is about.Â
sheâs right about the interior-- straight out of a high-end interior design magazine, from the cream-colored tablecloths to the vaulted ceiling in all its ribbed, lacquered glory. what she doesnât expect is the ratio of expensive champagne to actual sustenance. fucking phonies and their fad diets.Â
âi wish i knew. i skipped breakfast for this.â bad move. still, she keeps up the pleasantries, smiling in greeting when she makes eye contact with familiar faces on their second or third lap of the hour. âno one worth buttering up to. iâm not doing that on an empty stomach.â and spoken not a second too soon, because the tingle of anticipation strikes the back of her neck at the sound of approaching footsteps.Â
âscratch that. wall street schmuck at three oâclock.â nowâs their time to shine. âdaniel! fancy seeing you here, huh?â guyâs obviously a couple of drinks ahead of them. he lurches forward to kiss her cheek and she fights back a grimace. he reeks. slurs, âbaaabe. oh, shit- whoâs this? your boyfriend? doesnât look like heâd be your type.â
jesus.
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@przhiruo
hyunsooâs a top-notch orator. if this was 400 bc athens, heâd probably have everyone under his thumb. but theyâre in 21st century seoul and he might as well be speaking gibberish, 'cause sheâs itching for a light and this meeting couldnât possibly be any longer (it really could, but sheâs not going to jinx it). hereâs the thing: sebinâs a proper teammate. and like any proper teammate she stands idle, nods at the appropriate times and laces her fingers behind her back. and thinks to herself, iâm going to have to make a convenience store run by the end of the night.
the neon numbers on her hand-me-down casio read 10:30 by the time the curtain goes down. sebin takes her time to mingle before heading out the door. down the steps she goes, catching zhiruo with an arm looped through hers, all chummy in her near-perfect mandarin. sheâs been working on her intonation at ruoâs behest. âyouâre not heading home, are you? thought we made a promise.â
this weekâs prize is a beaut-- snow-white, with dark cherry upholstery. certainly not as showy as the last one, but sebinâs been looking forward to taking it out for a real test drive. she relinquishes her grip and fishes the keys out her back pocket. with one click, the doors swivel to open in a seamless upward motion--Â
--like an angel unfurling it wings.Â
almost biblical if you think about it long enough.
âand donât even think about blowing me off tonight.â
BLACK EYE
@prwonjae
coffeeâs served piping hot, with a dollop of cream and cocoa powder on top. apparently itâs their specialty drink, but sebin hasnât seen anyone else ordering it since sheâd first step foot inside. and that was six years ago. she chalks it up to the part-timer who works on sundays-- donghyun, or donghun or something. last time heâd practically strong-armed her into trying the âmarch specialâ-- coffee, a dollop of cream and matcha powder. the âfebruary specialâ? coffee, a dollop of cream, and cinnamon.
heâs persistent. sheâll give him that.
ânother blind date, huh?âÂ
âhey, dong...â a quick peek at his nametag wonât hurt. â...hun. canât be helped. a girlâs lonely.â one hand curls around the handle of the mug, bringing it to her mouth. she takes a cautious sip and nearly spits it out. he hardly notices, too busy smiling down at her with those big puppy eyes of his. if she didnât know any better sheâd think he was smitten. âbut hey, thanks for the drink!â
âno problem! i hope it goes well for you this time.â he salutes her and trots away, permed curls bouncing with every step. sebin sets the cup down and fiddles with her helmet instead, lowering it onto the empty seat beside her after some consideration. with her luck, wonjaeâll get here by the time her coffeeâs cooled down. soon enough, she spots a familiar figure dismounting from a bike on the street and wriggles her hand in greeting. waits until heâs lowered himself into his seat to shove the drink under his nose.Â
âdo you think the design on topâs a heart? or a kidney bean? i canât tell.â speaking of kidneys... âoh, right-howâd your last job go? tell me after you order. i wanna see pictures.â

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STACK UP
@prnatsume
on any other weekend, establishments like these are swarming with customers. theyâve got the seasoned veterans: old men with leathery skin, loose coats and a keen sixth sense. boring lot, but good for business. then there are the yuppies, twenty-somethings strutting around in packs like they own the place. sore losers. still good for business. maybe even better, if theyâve got loose change rolling around in their pockets by the fistful.Â
dadâs taught them the fine art of observation. small details are just as part of the big picture, like the amount of hair gel slicked through crop-cut hair, or the brand of perfume clinging to fresh-pressed linen. indicators of class, age, bad habits and good. all it takes is one look, heâd say. just one look for you to start assembling the pieces. know thy enemy, or however it goes. proverbs arenât exactly her thing.
sebin ambles in at noon. by then, most of the tables are completely occupied. only a couple empty singles remain. a quick scan of the crowd eliminates all but one spot in the back, just across from the king himself. she drifts over, a self-effacing smile in place. not a drop of familiarity in sight- natsume who? ââxcuse me- this spot taken?â
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@pryongjiâ
hereâs what any eighteen-year-old girl will tell you: the sure-fire way to bypass any line is to get all dolled up. wriggle into a skin-tight minidress and throw on some heels, maybe add a dab of peach-pink lipstick to match. bouncers eat that shit up.Â
good thing sheâs not eighteen anymore.
todayâs guy is the same one whoâd been stationed at the door last week-- he starts in recognition, eyes naturally drifting down to her lime-green runners. sebin has the decency to shoot him a sheepish grin. âcame straight from a job. you know how it is.â apparently he does, because he steps aside without so much as a peep to let her pass. the next person in lineâs not going to be so lucky-- poor kid doesnât stand a chance in those khakis.
(sheâs not seyoon, but those pants are fucking hideous. what. the. fuck.)
inside, itâs an absolute pigsty-- floors sticky from a cocktail of spilled drinks and grimy residue off well-trodden asphalt; harsh, swinging neon strobes an epileptic nightmare. not too shoddy for the unlimited supply of free drinks, though. the girl at this particular barâs a definite perk. sebin slides into the next available spot at the counter. sheds her hoodie in the same breath and cups her hands around her mouth, a crude attempt at making herself heard above the bone-rattling bass. âhey, jiji. seen any big fish around today?âÂ
but before that:
âdonât know about you, but iâm parched.â
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what is Up!! this is my gorl sebin aka trip, pcâs one and only getaway driver! u can read up on her here and here, but if thatâs not ur thing iâll also leave an abridged version down below. we can plot thru tumblr imâs or discord, just let me know what u prefer! đ¤
aesthetics: some good olâ rum and coke, dirtied white sneaks, upbeat vaporwave on full blast in a club at 3am, cars roaring along the shoreline of tokyo bay, the lingering traces of cigarette smoke in a worn t-shirt, muffled old school hip-hop playing through paper-thin dorm walls, the ladder sequence in baduk, freshly-squeezed lime in a glass of seltzerÂ
1/2 of the hwang twins (mr. hwang seyoonâs her male clone), familyâs new money thanks to dadâs lucrative casino chain busine$$. word on the street is that he made it this far with the help of some shady business partners and underhanded deals but u gotta do what u gotta do amirite ¯\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
sob-story free-- sails through most of her life without a hitch as an unproblematic(?) rich kid, dutifully graduates with a degree in economics ($$$) from the university of tokyo and gets into racing while sheâs there!! comes home and hones in on her newfound love for the vroom vroom and look where we are today
v chill, but weirdly competitive at the same time. depends on her mood :~) not the type to cause drama, but definitely the enthusiastic bystander armed with a bucket of popcorn
rich kid privileges mean that u pick up a handful of foreign languages u will probably never actually use irl unless itâs to talk shit about people
need a partner to assist you with morally questionable headassery? Say No More
has a gambling problem :-( drinking and smoking are separately filed as âdaily hobbiesâ
peep the very informative moodboard i made here

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