that kawaii emo

1) Pirates wore earrings because they believed that it improved their eyesight. 2)It snowed in the Sahara desert for 30 minutes on the 18th of February,1979. 3) Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell. 3)Slugs have 4 noses. 4)A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat. 5)The average person walks the equivalent of 2 times around the world in their lifetime. 6)Mel Blanc-the voice actor for Bugs bunny- was allergic to carrots. 7)Over 1000 birds are injured each year by crashing into windows. 8)Each year, there are about 40000 toilet related injuries in the united states. 9)Paraskavedekatriaphobia is the fear of Friday the 13th.(not lying) 10)Kleenex tissues were used as filters in gas masks.

As we all know, when Pinocchio lies his nose grows, so if he said “ my nose will now grow.”–if his nose grew it would mean he wasn’t lying, but if he wasn’t lying his nose wouldn’t grow, but then this statement would be a lie, so his nose would grow… but the statement wouldn’t be a lie so his nose wouldn’t grow.

1.Banging your head against the wall, you will burn 150 calories in an hour. 2.when hippos are upset, their sweat turns red. 3.Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun. 4.Heart attacks are more likely to happen on a Monday. 5.A baby octopus is the size of a flea when its born. 6.Hitler’s mother considered abortion, but the doctors convinced her to keep the baby. 7.Facebook,skype and twitter are all banned in China 8.About 8000 people each year are injured by musical instruments. 9.Crocodiles can’t poke their tongues out. 10.Sea otters hold hands while they sleep so that they don’t drift away from eachother.

this belongs to @iconicgoth

I live on this

does anyone else relate to this?

yyyaaaasss Lindo

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Well,we all know by now. Ian is very warm

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