What's your favorite idea?

ok some days being visibly homo is the most wonderful thing in the world. an old woman walking her dog stopped to say hello to me and I asked if i could say hi to her dog. she seemed really excited and told me "his name is rupert brooke. i named him after a gay poet from the era of the first world war. he had red hair just like my dogs fur". then she leans in and whispers like she's divulging some great secret and says "i don't usually tell people about the gay part"

i dont have any "tinnitus" i have an angel who lives in my blood and she likes to sing songs for me. ok

learning at the vet that my 18 pound cat isn't overweight and is just "Huge" is so fucking funny and such a relief

theres so many trans girls in the world it fills me with joy and hope

fuck het. *ontstampt je pot*

What if we were in dutchland 🥺🥺🥺🥺 and we went to a ""kroeg"" 😲😲😲 and they played 'rampeneren' all night 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 and afterwards we would go to a ""friettent"" and order broodje bapao 💦💦💦 💕💕 #dutchcore #dutchland #kut #geselig

Being dutch is fun because you could open up to your friend about your divorced parents or any childhood trauma and they'd be like damn, thats pussy