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’ The rules of hair care are simple and finite. ’ ’ Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. ’ ’ Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands/wives, they just don’t. ’ ’ Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed. ’ ’ There’s nothing I love better than a dumb blonde with Daddy’s plastic. ’ ’ My cousin had that once. Apparently you get a really bad rash on your… ’ ’ I don’t need back-ups. I’m going to Harvard. ’ ’ Well then, you’ll need excellent recommendations from your professors. ’ ’ Trust me, I can handle anything. ’ ’ Why are you going to throw that all away? ’ ’ Oh, sweetheart, you don’t need law school. ’ ’ I’m going to get the love of my life back. ’ ’ I just liked to watch him/her change the filter. ’ ’ Did you see him/her? He’s/she’s probably still scratching his/her head. ’ ’ I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life. ’ ’ I can’t believe you just called me a butthead.  ’ ’ I don’t think anybody has called me a butthead since the 9th grade. ’ ’ Why didn’t you call me? ’ ’ Uh. I’m sorry. I just hallucinated. ’ ’ Excuse me. ’ ’ I’m sorry? ’ ’ You got into Harvard Law? ’ ’ What? Like it’s hard? ’ ’ Pooh bear, just get in the car. ’ ’ You’re gonna ruin your shoes. ’ ’ Sorry for what? ’ ’ Well this is so much better than that! ’ ’ Excuse me, I have some shopping to do. ’ ’ So, when did you wanna go out? ’ ’ We spent a beautiful night together and I haven’t heard from you since. ’ ’ Well, forget it. I’ve spent too much time crying over you. ’ ’ Because I’m not a Vanderbilt, suddenly I’m white trash? ’ ’ You’re breaking up with me because I’m too… blonde? ’ ’ I’m a middle aged, high school drop out with stretch marks and a fat ass. ’ ’ Well, no. That’s not entirely true… ’ ’ Then what? My boobs are too big? ’ ’ So what’s a girl/boy to do? ’ ’ What? Practically deformed? ’ ’ This is what I need to become. ’ ’ Don’t stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey. ’ ’ I got up. Got a latte. Went to the gym. Got a perm and came home. ’ ’ We all tried to talk her out of it. Curls weren’t a good look for her.  ’ ’ Objection, why is this relevant? ’ ’ I have a point, I promise. ’ ’ I suspect you weren’t because your curls are still intact. ’ ’ How would you feel if your father married someone who was your age? ’ ’ If you’re going to let one stupid prick ruin your life… you’re not the girl I thought you were. ’ ’ Oh, my God, the bend and snap works every time! ’ ’ All those opposed to chafing, please say “Aye”. ’ ’ How was your first class? ’ ’ All people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobs. ’ ’ So, if you don’t know an answer they’re just gonna kick you out. ’ ’ Hey, well, don’t you look like a walking felony. ’ ’ There’s like a judge and everything… and jury people. ’ ’ Is that the only interaction you two have ever had? ’ ’ No! Sometimes I say “okay” instead of “fine.” ’ ’ Excuse me, I’m sorry… are you here to see me? ’ ’ I promised her, and I can’t break the bonds of sisterhood. ’ ’ This is a murder investigation! Not some scandal at the sorority house! ’ ’ Geez! Could I be any more goddamn spastic? ’ ’ Are you one of my lawyers? ’ ’ You’ve just won your case. ’ ’ Well thank God one of you has a brain. ’ ’ If anyone found out about this, I would be ruined! ’ ’ I would rather go to jail than to lose my reputation! ’ ’ Don’t worry. Your secret is safe with me. ’ ’ No more boring suits or pantyhose, I’m trying to be somebody I’m not. ’ ’ I think it gives it a little something extra, don’t you think? ’ ’ I know, I thought that was very… classy of you. ’ ’ This is gonna be just like senior year, except for funner! ’ ’ I’m never going to be good enough for you, am I? ’