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they walk in and liz taylors IMMEDIATE reaction is “who invited the little gremlin march clones”

they’re all blown away by how grand it is

kyle touches everything

tate checks them in, “yeah we’re here for… devil’s..night?”

liz gasps and looks them up and down like ?? YALL?? damn james downgraded

james makes sure everything is PEFECT before the units get there

“oh but hazel what if they don’t like it? will they think it’s odd? oh god ok i-“

when they get to room 64 march is Visibly Sweating and might collapse

“W-welcome!”

“dude why are you shaking you look like a vibrator” “thanks rory”

gallant and jeffery dahmer get along exceptionally well and converse about boy problems

kit puts on 60’s music and it honestly slaps

after they eat, james escorts them all out and says he’ll be “back in a sec” and “kai you can come if you want to we’re gonna stab someone”

kai goes

so of course, everyone starts roaming the halls

kyle and rory stumble across the empty pool and scream to hear the echo

tate finds bartholemew’s room and holds the baby and plays with it like a nice soccer mom

jimmy runs into the countess and she considers taking him next

march, barging in before she has a chance to turn him, “BEGONE, THOT”

kit, having a terrible sense of direction, gets lost so fast and meets sally

she offers him a cigarette and tells him hes pretty and he takes it and says “thanks, i know”

march scolds himself for leaving them alone

so now he’s running around with kai, both stained in blood, collecting evans

its like pokemon go

“I’ve been traveling alone for years now, but ive finally found a bar. Thank you jesus, hallelujah”- kit walker’s mind diary

jimmy has officially been adopted by iris

rory and kyle get chased by vampire babies

gallant has found will drake’s closet and has made his home there. there’s no use getting him out now, which is ironic

tate rides around on luggage carriers and steals from room service

every time james and kai think they found someone, it ends up being a ghost

it was a successful night

if you need binders/breast forms/makeup/etc but don’t want your parents to know, now is the best time to get it. 

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