Choke Me Pool Daddy

If ur dead there’s no point in me sitting on ur face, so I gotta get up eventually

I didn’t know people saw me hyping myself up in the mirror every morning

It’s always loving bitchiness <3 i wouldn’t be mean without heaping on some affection right after

I’ve been too nice on here for too long... y’all don’t know I’m actually a bitch

I mean... you know you can do that if you win too right? Like obviously I’m gonna make you if you lose but if you want I can make you lavish me with attention if you win too

I weigh 125 with all the change in my pockets, so I’m sorry to say you’re gonna have to throw the match

Yeah I’m down

*pats head* now you be good and do your tasks or I’ll have to punish you, and I can be very creative with my punishments.

Got my ass and tits on there

What a good little helper you’ve been! The garden is beautiful and you’ve done such a good job with everything today, I think a movie night is in order. I’m going to make some of your favorite snacks and I’ll make sure you don’t spend a minute watching anything.

I don’t really use the internet for anything but dressup games, so idk how to use stuff like discord.

Submit this form and wait 3-5 business days

Very well, the help is much appreciated and shall be rewarded

Everything I do is for the gays

PP: it’s always refreshing to come back to this blog, makes me nostalgic for when tumblr was full of porn and I got pavloved into only being able to cum to gifs for like 2 years

Yes I use my voice to say important things like “poggers” and “rad”

Yeah I guess I would do the uwu voice