if something doesn't go the way you wanted it to it's because you didn't do enough obsessive mind rituals about it

what’s that noise. 

sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other

i’m going to check

the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

God grant me the strength to do the things I enjoy

the wretched sex spider has a proposition for you again

Hey Stupid Fat Boy ! Go Insane On My Body

USE YOUR BODY FOR CRAZY ON ME ‼️

i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

im no better than squidward