Random prompts based on things I've overheard at theatre
- Person A: *trying to bottle flip a traffic cone*
Person B: "You are going to make some girl very happy one day."
- "Did you actually just try to look for the ingredients on a water bottle?"
- "The printer won't work if it smells fear."
- “I’m gonna write a hand puppet opera!”
- “I’m like Tinker Bell, I need attention to live.”
- “I’m gonna shove a cello down your throat.”
- “(name), please tell him his penis is two sizes too small.”
- “Must be a good day to be a trash bag in a tree.”
- “The cute ones are always unstable, just like girls.”












