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Happy Halloween, everyone...
I'm so glad it didn't rain...

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It wouldn’t be a burden at all! You’re weightless as far as I’m concerned; I could even carry you. Anything for my family.
But, Crash, you mention death as though we robots could experience it ourselves.
I... I doubt I'm very light...
And as far as death itself goes, well, that's a major topic of some debate, of which I'm not truly sure if we are capable of being called "living," for death is only experienced by the living. In the scientific sense of the word, we are nonliving objects. In the spiritual sense of the word, though, what is living? Who decides what is living and what is not?
I... I think of this often, really. About what sort of world we're going to create, when we finally win the war, and why it should be that way...
robotofcypress said: Are you alright brother?
Y-Yeah, I’m just… Not very graceful, unfortunately. Being rebuilt a few dozen times does that to ya, yanno? Hahahaha…
It can, yes. Though when I’m rebuilt it’s usually in pieces! Wood unfortunately doesn’t last forever but I’m sure you know that.
If… you need help, please tell me!
Yeah, unfortunately. Few things are permanent, though. I actually think the certainty of death is one of the few thiii--
[He pauses and shuffles a bit in place.]
No, no, I'm fine. I don't want to be burden to anyone or anything...
robotofcypress said: Are you alright brother?
Y-Yeah, I'm just... Not very graceful, unfortunately. Being rebuilt a few dozen times does that to ya, yanno? Hahahaha...
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...I think I need to recalibrate my balance system...
CORRECTION, HOW DO YOU STAND BEING SO AWESOME
...uuuh...
I wouldn't call myself 'awesome', anon... But I'm flattered that you think so..?
HOW DO YOU STAND BEING SO SWAGGY
Swag...gy...?
[Crash searches his internal databanks. The word is not found.]
Is that even English...?
[He connects to the Internet next, finding the urban dictionary definition. He does have 'swag' on his internal dictionary, as an ornamental festoon...]
I don't have any swags at the moment...?
This is... confusing...?
...
It's raining.
I hate the rain.
...Oh, it's Tuesday...
Get your questions out, then, and I'll do my best to answer...

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Speed Dating Round 5. (Pharaoh and Crash)
"That is fine, in fact the time is just about up so you don’t was to worry about trying to talk to much." If anything this was a nice change from how the rest of his day is going. "Perhaps you might still find something of interest tonight." At least he hoped the other might. If anything he’ll at least have a good nap to look forward too after this.
"O-Oh..." Damn, the point of this was to hopefully get across the idea of liberating the world from human control and bringing in a bright new future. Dammit. There's a reason Crash is the muscle of the group and not the face-- it's not that he's unintelligent, it's just that he has the charisma of a wet paper towel.
He shifts in his chair and then the timer goes off. Crash groans, then forces his body to rise. "...Well uh... That was a thing then..." He lifts up his heavy arms and holds them in front of him like a pair of mantid claws. "...Sorry..."
Speed Dating Round 5. (Pharaoh and Crash)
"I don’t think any of us really expecting this to take place in a strip club." He grumbles a bit and shifts a bit in his chair. "Well if anything it shouldn’t be lasting to much longer and you can head home and sleep it off."
Crash's tongue pokes out the front of his lips. Seems he forgot to put it back in his mouth after speaking. He adjusts in his chair again. "...Yeah... Yeah..." He chuckles, the sound dry and forced from his throat. "Sorry I'm not... very conversational..." His eyes drop and he slumps down a bit.
Speed Dating Round 5. (Pharaoh and Crash)
Good thing this ‘date’ doesn’t last long… Crash looked about read to drop. “….So…. why did you pick to come here?” He blinks a bit looking over the other bot. Not sure if he should feel sorry for the other or not.
"...Thought it'd be a good idea at the time..." Crash squeezes his eyes shut and then opens them almost immediately, realizing that if he passes out here he might be prone. He groans and shifts. "Should have known... I'm not good with crowds. Or nudity."
Speed Dating Round 5. (Pharaoh and Crash)
Well this was…. different. He blinks a bit at the bot before him, actually half confused by what sat down. He cleared his throat after a while before speaking to the other. “I shall have to guess that you are Crash man….. and I’m also going to have to guess that you are getting quiet tired of being here….”
"...Yes..." Crash makes another disgruntled noise and shifts in his chair. He aches. He sets his jaw on one of his fore-arms, back so distorted and warped that sitting up straight is almost impossible.
"...Yes." He shifts and grunts and looks up at Phara, eyes glimmering beneath his visor. "Pharaoh."
He's so done being polite.
Speed Dating Round 5. (Pharaoh and Crash)
Pharaoh leaned back in his chair, he was getting a bit tired and slightly annoyed. Tonight wasn’t going his way and it was starting the bother him greatly. Luckily he wouldn’t take this out on any one here, well not yet anyways,
Who was next again? Hm, looks like Crash. Oh this should be interesting….
As the night has wore on, Crash has become steadily more and more neurotic with each passing person. Which is to say, he's twitching a lot and isn't quite sure if he'll ever get a chance to relax again. He takes his seat at the next table, massive arms lazily landing on the table with unusual inelegance.
He addresses Pharaoh with some sort of disconsolate whine, clearly spent from spending so much time around people.

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So tell me, why do I always read your voice as Droopy's?
…
I can’t possibly divine why you read my voice like that, anon. I’m not psychic and I don’t have access to your head.
((mod reads his voice as either alan rickman as marvin the depressed robot, or eeyore, depending on the day, but droopy is acceptable as well.))
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