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‘  i  just  need  your  arms  around  me  right  now .  ’

‘  whatever  you  want ,  darling .  i’d  give  it  all  to  you .  ’

‘  i  wouldn’t  want  anyone  else  beside  me .  even  when  things  get  hard ,  especially  when  things  get  hard ,  you’re  the  one  i  want  in  my  corner .  ’

‘  you  are  the  most  comfortable  person  to  be  around .  ’

‘  i  can  easily  imagine  spending  the  rest  of  my  life  with  you .  ’

‘  i  have  never  felt  as  content  as  i  do  in  your  arms .  ’

‘  you’re  wonderful ,  i  love  you  so  much  and  i’m  going  to  love  you  forever  and  for  whatever’s  after  forever  and  even  after  that .  ’

‘  you’re  never  ever  going  to  lose  me ,  i  promise .  ’

‘  i’m  trying  so  hard  and  it’s  all  just  for  you .  ’

‘  i  wanna  kiss  you  goodnight  and  pull  you  closer  to  me  before  i  fall  asleep .  ’

‘  i  wish  i  could  sleep  next  you .  ’

‘  kiss me .  again  and  again .  ’

‘  i’d  be  whatever  you  want  me  to  be .  ’

‘  i  think  i  fall  in  love  with  you  a  little  more  every  day .  ’

‘  you  deserve  someone  who  puts  in  the  effort  to  make  you  feel  happy  and  confident .  ’

‘  you  deserve  someone  who  gives  you  love  unconditionally  and  with  only  pure  intentions .  ’

‘  waking  up  each  day  is  easier  knowing  that  i’m  one  day  closer  to  waking  up  next  to  you .  ’

‘  i  wanna  spend  the  rest  of  my  sunsets  with  you .  ’

‘  you’re  perfect .  you’re  perfect .  you’re  so  perfect .  ’

‘  you  shouldn’t  have  to  tell  someone  how  to  treat  you  nicely .  ’

‘  i  always  find  myself  wishing  you  were  next  to  me  while  i  try  to  fall  asleep  at  night .  ’

‘  i  love  you  with  everything  i  have .  ’

‘  my  heart  beats  faster  and  my  day  gets  brighter  every  single  time  i think  of  you .  ’

‘  all  my  best  days  are  with  you .  ’

‘  i’ll  never  regret  my  love  for  you .  ’

‘  you’re  all  i  want  and  i  want  you  forever .  ’

‘  if  you  think  i’ll  hurt  you  i  swear  to  you  i  won’t .  ’

‘  even  a  text  back  gets  me  so  happy ,  that’s  what  you  do  to  me .  ’

‘  i  melt  in  your  arms .  ’

‘  you’re  incredible  and  amazing  and  worth  so  much .  ’

‘  i  wanna  see  you  smile  again .  ’

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF JENNIFERS BODY PROMPTS, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

‘  hell is a teenage girl. ‘

‘  it smells like thai food in here. have you guys been fucking?  ‘

‘  you’re lime-green jello and you can’t even admit it to yourself.   ‘

‘  i’m a virgin. i’m a virgin. i’ve never even done sex. ‘

‘  do you buy all your murder weapons at home depot?   ‘

‘  god, you’re butch!  ‘

‘  i’m not even a backdoor-virgin anymore.   ‘

‘  i had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas.  ‘

‘  you point them in the right direction, and shit gets real.   ‘

‘  my dick is bigger than his.   ‘

‘  oh! a puncture wound. god, that’s so emo…   ‘

‘  i recommend you shut the fuck up!  ‘

‘  you killed my fucking boyfriend!  ‘

‘  you goddamn monster, you dumb bitch!  ‘

‘  do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days?   ‘

‘  satan is our only hope.  ‘

‘  and to do that, we’re going to have to butcher you. and bleed you.  ‘

‘  relax, i’m kidding about the face thing. ‘

‘  she’s just hovering… it’s not that impressive. ‘

‘  she can fly?  ‘

‘  god, do you have to undermine everything i do?   ‘

‘  you are such a player hater. ‘

‘  wow, nice come back, hannah montana.  ‘

‘  got anymore harsh digs?  ‘

‘  you know what? you were never a good friend.  ‘

‘  even when we were littler, you used to steal my toys.  ‘

‘  and now i’m eating your boyfriend.  ‘

‘  you can have anybody that you want, [name].  ‘

‘  how could i ever be insecure? i was the snowflake queen! ‘

‘  i thought you only murdered boys. ‘

‘  i go both ways.  ‘

‘  my tit.  ‘

‘  no, your heart.  ‘

‘  i am going… to eat your soul… and shit it out! ‘

‘  i mean, she’s actually evil. not high school evil.  ‘

‘  i will finish you if i have to. ‘

‘  you can barely even finish gym class.  ‘

‘  they took her in their spooky van with the windows all blacked out. ’

‘  i think i already died when you got here.  ‘

‘  but i woke up when i heard your voice.  ‘

‘  you’re killing people.  ‘

‘  no, i’m killing boys. ‘

‘  my skin is breaking out and my hair is dull and lifeess.  ‘

‘  i feel like one of the normal girls.  ‘

‘  i am a god.  ‘

‘  i had one of my night terrors again.  ‘

‘  what did you dream about?  ‘

‘  i can take care of myself. i’ve been using bowflex.  ‘

‘  i saved you because i’m a badass mom!  ‘

‘  why do you need him? huh?  ‘

‘  how are you going to get alcohol?  ‘

‘  i’ll just play hello titty with the bartender.  ‘

‘  they’re showing rocky horror at the bijou next friday night… ‘

‘  i don’t like boxing movies… ‘

‘  he thinks you’re a virgin. i heard them talking.  ‘

‘  it’s true. it’s on wikipedia.  ‘

‘  uh, okay… why don’t you narc me out?  ‘

‘  i’ve got the cops in my back pocket, [name]. ‘

‘  i’m a fucking cadet, remember?  ‘

‘  are you pms’ing or something? ‘

‘  i’m a different person now.  ‘

‘  you might get lucky for once in your miserable life! ‘

‘  i need you frightened. i need you hopeless.  ‘

‘  you need a mani bad.  ‘

‘  we come here tonight to sacrifice the body of…  ‘

‘  i’m scared of what’s happening to you.  ‘

‘  i just got aquamarine on dvd. it’s about a girl who’s, like, half sushi.  ‘

‘  ya know what this is for? huh? it’s for cutting boxes! ‘

‘  you give me such a wetty.  ‘

‘  i don’t tell whoppers, and i’m not crazy.  ‘

‘  you’re totally lesbi-gay.  ‘

‘  i think you might want to talk to the school shrink.  ‘

‘  dude, that is a hot murder weapon.  ‘

‘  those jeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt.  ‘

‘  it’s a rock show. this is my rock look.  ‘

‘  i’ve been through the occult section of the library five times. ‘

‘  our library has an occult section?  ‘

‘  sit like a lady, no one wants to see your kiki.  ‘

‘  where… where are we going?  ‘

‘  you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to.  ‘

‘  i never heard you drop the f - bomb before. ‘

‘  life is too short to be moping around.  ‘

‘  mmm, you can totally tell they’re from the city.  ‘ 

‘  what’s wrong with you? besides the obvious surface flaws.  ‘

‘  listen, it’s, uh, really dangerous out here.  ‘

‘  we can play boyfriend/girlfriend like we used to.  ‘

‘  i’m having the best day since, like, jesus invented the calendar.  ‘

‘  moveon.org.  ‘ 

‘  best friends don’t keep secrets.  ‘

‘  if you’re bitten by a demon and you live, you just might absorb some of the demon’s abilities.  ‘

‘  i think it’s important to reach out to our fans in the shitty areas, too.  ‘

‘  what’s your name again?  ‘ 

‘  pms isn’t real, [name].  ‘

‘  she must’ve had sex with a blowhole or something.  ‘ 

‘  a very bad, very damaged person…  ‘

other symptoms of PTSD include

problems sleeping

nightmares 

hypervigilance (constantly checking surroundings for safety, looking for any possible threat)

being easily startled

being emotionally numb or not experiencing joy

seeing the world as a terrible place

memory loss 

trouble relating to others

physiological or strong emotional reactions to reminders of trauma 

intrusive thoughts about the trauma

(full list of criteria here)

(   send  me   ‘  💔  ’   to  generate  the  angsty  way  that  our  muses  kiss.  feel  free  to  specify  a  number  or  who  is  kissing  who  if  you’d  like.   )

a  kiss  when  it’s  not  wanted.

a  kiss  when  it’s  not  allowed.

a  violent  kiss.

a  bloody  kiss.

a  lying  kiss.

a  kiss  as  a  warning.

a  kiss  on  an  injury  your  muse  gave  to  mine.

a  kiss  on  an  injury  my  muse  gave  to  yours.

a  kiss  accompanying  your  muse  injuring  mine.

a  kiss  accompanying  my  muse  injuring  yours.

a  drunk  /  drugged  kiss.

a   ‘  goodbye  ’   kiss.

a   ‘  please  ’   kiss.

an   ‘  i’m  sorry  ’   kiss.

an   ‘  i’ll  be  back  ’   kiss.

a  kiss  to  gain  control.

a  kiss  to  give  up  control.

a  kiss  that  draws  blood.

a  kiss  with  tears.

Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

at a party

“I love the decorations.”

“There are so many sexy kitties in here.”

“Am I the only one in costume?”

“I’m not sure if this room is full of strangers or if I just can’t recognize anyone because of the costumes.”

“Do I hear ‘Monster Mash’ playing?”

“Come on, let’s dance. Even the skeletons are doing it.”

“Did someone spike the punch?”

“I hate costume parties…”

at a haunted house

“This stuff’s for babies.”

“AAAAAHHHHH!”

“Hey, can we…go home? Not that I’m scared.”

“BOO!”

“Wait, are you actually scared?”

“FuCK NO–”

“That makeup is so realistic.”

“I paid $40 so I better die.”

alone

“You should hang out with me later. I’m gonna marathon a bunch of movies.”

“[text] Hey, it’s me. I heard banging noises and I’m terrified. Please save me.”

“Halloween?? With friends?? What friends?”

“[text] I just heard some weird noises. [text] No I’m being serious. [text] I need you ri”

“I’m probably just going to stay up all night so the ghosts don’t kill me.”

“I’ll just be chilling with the monsters under my bed.”

“Maybe I’ll summon a demon so I have someone to hang out with.”

“Do ghosts like Netflix?”

with kids

“Don’t eat all your candy at once!”

“Aw~ I love your costume.”

“And who are you?”

“Look, man. You can’t give toothbrushes to kids on Halloween.”

“Trick or treat!”

“Let me check those before you eat them.”

“UGH, why am I stuck with a bunch of babies?”

“I wish it was socially acceptable for me to trick or treat on my own, but it’s not, so.”

with friends

“We should egg his/her/their house.”

“Help me with my costume!”

“TIME TO GET SPOOKY.”

“Are you just going to wear a T-shirt that says ‘costume’ on it?”

“Should we be drinking this much?”

“The ouija board says you’re a little shit.”

“Let’s tell ghost stories.”

“Time to join the skeleton war, bitches.”

as a flirt

“You look so hot in that.”

“After being freaks, are we gonna get freaky?”

“[jumps into __’s arms out of fear]”

“Your outfit is scary…take it off.”

“I came in here expecting a trick, but you’re a real treat.”

“If I was in a scary movie, I’d want to be trapped with you.”

“You–uh–spooked…my heart.”

“I’d let you haunt me all night long.”

misc.

“Let’s carve a pumpkin!”

“I’d be a witch in another life.”

“I wonder if I still have that ouija board…”

“Do you believe in ghosts?”

“What costume are you wearing?”

“Let’s pull a prank.”

“I hate Halloween.”