bhhs most notorious

Andy: because he’s gr9

for @profoundincompetence !

“….my brother’s an idiot. i love him.”

“you’re not wrong. but i am adorable.”

Why are yu wearing my necklace?

“What the hell are you doing?!” “I thought you were a predator!” “What am I doing?” “Do either of you even play baseball?” “Can you please tell your friend to use the front door?” “Key? Yeah, I had one made.” “That doesn’t surprise me.” “Do you listen to all of my phone calls?” “No? Not the boring ones.” “There’s been a murder?” “Just so you know? I’m not afraid of you.” “Okay, maybe I am. It doesn’t matter.” “What do you mean ‘right now’?” “Where are you getting your juice?” “My mom does all the grocery shopping.” “I have some… personal issues.” “Is it a girl/guy?” “That’s not it.” “I think he’s good looking, but I like girls.” “It’s chemistry, not a coloring book.” “For the love of crap.” “I can’t even read my own handwriting.” “Shut up.” “Yes, sir.” “Call me ___, or I swear to god, I will kill you.” “What’d you say?” “Want a brand new car? Me too.” “I do not know what happened, you guys came out of nowhere.” “How crazy is that?” “Huggie huggie.” “What if it goes completely terminator and kills every cop in sight?” “That could work.” “No. Do you want to hear it in Spanish? No.” “You want to throw acid on him?” “Be careful tonight. Especially tonight.” “What are you doing here?” “How did you find him?” “I can’t think of anything my mind is completely blank.” “Not under this kind of pressure.” “This text? It isn’t funny.” “I wasn’t trying to be funny. If I was trying to be funny, I would have of put a ‘ha ha’ at the end of it.” “My house, my rules.” “He’s my cousin… Miguel.” “Is that blood on his shirt?” “Hey ___! I thought I told you you could borrow one of my shirts?” “This? No fit.” “Then try something else on.” “That one looks pretty good, huh?” “You swing for a different team, but you still play ball, don’t you?” “You’re a horrible person.” “I know it keeps me awake at night.” “I felt utterly weak. Like I needed someone to come in and rescue me. I hate that feeling.” “By the way, one more thing?” “You know what that was for.” “You’re way too pretty to be out here all by yourself.” “Try to remember that I’ve been in a coma. For six years.” “I’m not afraid.” “You haven’t had a day in your whole life where you haven’t been afraid of something.” “Is this a joke to you?” “Everything is a joke to me.” “Can you at least think about letting him die? For me?” “Well I shouldn’t say ‘I told you so’, because it isn’t strong enough.” “How about: ‘I am always right and you should listen to whatever I have to say and never disagree ever.’” “I am not done.” “Well, I think you look beautiful.” “What are you doing?!” “His username is ___? His password is also ___?” “I like you.” “Since you helped me, I am going to give you something in return.” “Do you want to know what happened?” “Not really. No offense to your story-telling skills.” “Close the door.”

Coach Finstock + Greenberg

Greenberg (You): “Why does he hate me?!”