‘ it just means you have a golden vagina, be proud. ’ @ mckayla
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❝ if that’s true, i should be able to cash it in at the bank, right? gold is going for a pretty good rate right now, yeah? ❞
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‘ it just means you have a golden vagina, be proud. ’ @ mckayla
i didnt reblog it | accepting anyway | @justpawns
❝ if that’s true, i should be able to cash it in at the bank, right? gold is going for a pretty good rate right now, yeah? ❞

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‘ fuck me up swamp daddy. ’ ... also @ diego.
i didnt reblog it | accepting anyway | @justpawns
❝ am i supposed to know what that means? i’m not gonna hit you, ya know. if that’s what you’re asking me to do… who’s swamp daddy? do i have competition? ❞
‘ i wanna throat punch riley so fucking hard his damn adams apple forms a third nut and then i’ll proceed to cut them all off and make him the bitch he truly is. ’ @ diego.
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❝ and you’re sure about that? i mean, you sound pretty sure, but i just wanna make… sure? ❞
was i strong enough? was i brave enough? how hard could i shove the rough stone into my body? would this buy seth enough time to get back on his feet? would he heal fast enough for my sacrifice to do him any good? i raked the point of the shard up my arm, yanking my thick sweater back to expose the skin, and then pressed the sharp tip to the crease at my elbow. i already had a long scar there from my last birthday. that night, my flowing blood had been enough to catch every vampire’s attention, to freeze them all in place for an instant. i prayed it would work that way again. i steeled myself and sucked in one deep breath. // est. 2.11.17. penned by hales. graphic credit.

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i am a museum full of art, but you had your eyes shut.
i am hopelessly a lover and a dreamer and that will be the death of me
ind. priv. sel. mckayla newton of life and death: twilight reimagined. featured on @professionallliar penned by hales.
coldpixie:
&. OPEN
‘ I REALIZE MANNERS aren’t something they teach here very strongly, but do you MIND telling me what is just so fascinating about myself that you’ve felt the need to stare. ’
❝ oh. shi– shoot. sorry. i didn’t realize i was. you're just... really pretty. like, seriously. ❞
palechimes:
@professionallliar ; mckayla ; closed.
“ You know I’m CAPABLE of making myself dinner while my parents are gone right ? I’m not about to burn the house down or poison myself. At least I don’t think so anyways. ”
❝ somehow, i don’t believe you. good try, though. regardless, it’s just a casserole, and i didn’t even make it, so your poor pride shouldn’t be too hurt. you really gonna hurt my mom’s feelings by not taking it? ❞
justpawns:
“don’t get a big head about it.”
❝ so i did win. nice. well, as my first official act as winner of witty conversation, i... actually, i’ve got nothing. but i’ll think of something later. ❞
My girlfriend: *studiously doing her accounting homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*
Me: *upside down in my desk chair* do you think stars have feelings

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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire ↳faceless
fictional loves of my life ↳cedric diggory
diego: the newborn army is tough ! diego: the newborn army is strong ! me: the newborn army has an 18 year old who’s scared of a girl half his height
justpawns:
“i …” denying it would be a lie, and probably going too far. as if threatening to kill him wasn’t. “reluctantly.”
❝ wait, did i win? ❞
was i strong enough? was i brave enough? how hard could i shove the rough stone into my body? would this buy seth enough time to get back on his feet? would he heal fast enough for my sacrifice to do him any good? i raked the point of the shard up my arm, yanking my thick sweater back to expose the skin, and then pressed the sharp tip to the crease at my elbow. i already had a long scar there from my last birthday. that night, my flowing blood had been enough to catch every vampire’s attention, to freeze them all in place for an instant. i prayed it would work that way again. i steeled myself and sucked in one deep breath. // est. 2.11.17. penned by hales.

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justpawns:
“i’m going to KILL you.”
❝ you keep saying stuff like that, and i’m gonna think you don’t like me. ❞
justpawns:
“don’t turn this on me, you masochist.”
❝ you brought this on yourself, b, bringin’ up your kinky shit. ❞