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Name: Mod Tea; Avery [23, any/all] AO3: SimpLockingIn (Note: My works are restricted, so you do need an account to access my works) Other Blogs:

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This Blog Contains:

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Fics

Reblogs of freaky formers

Random thoughts/questions

Occasional roleplay prompts/posts

Extra:

A lot of my ships are oc x cc, as well as cc x cc. i also love oc x oc

OC friendly <3

Taking fic suggestions + requests

Requests/Questions: OPEN

i like robots in a definitely healthy amount (silly)

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me when i forget tumblr exists. oops

BUT. i nut when i see swindle on my screen. i need him pregnanant

#mod tea posting #transformers #valveplug #tf swindle #that's my husband everyone

i miss prowl tits

#transformers #valveplug #mod tea posting #tf prowl #transformers prowl #i did not get him for my bday

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unfortunately my last entry for @tf-kinktober2025 🥀rip my personal life rn. unrelated but Fellstrike is a transman and I love him dearly my lil scrunkly

This entry:

Divine Taste [Entry 3; Blitzwing x Fellstrike (OC)

Tags:

Oral

Brief mention of overstimulation + squirting but not stated directly

Blitzwing having the best glossa of the galaxy

Wholesome

Reunion sex

Prompt:

"I missed you" + Size difference + Human/Bot

#mod tea posting #transformers #valveplug #mod tea writes #tf kinktober 2025 #tf blitzwing #tfa blitzwing specifically

mychlapci

I like to think sex is such a casual thing in transformers culture. Like it’s just the norm and you’re seen as weird if you act prudish about it.

Voyeurism and exhibitionism is just part their way of life.

Then the Humans get involved and they’re just like wtf.

Prowl will be having a meeting with a high ranking human military officers and then Optimus comes into the office.

“Oh don’t mind me” then walks behind Prowl and bends him over the desk to the shock of the humans and just start plowing his Valve and Prowl treats it like another Tuesday and keeps talking to the humans who are just gob smacked.

And the humans act all indignant about it.

And Optimus is would be “Oh how rude of me, you would probably like to see. Prowl is the favorite cumdump amongst our race. Even the decepticons want a taste of him.”

And then leans back in the desk chair and pulls Prowl back to show off his puffy valve being rammed by Optimus giant spike.

The humans are just even more shocked. We need more humans discovering the Giant robots have an extreme casual sex culture.

i love public sex for cybertronians... they give the humans such a shock

#mod tea reblogging #transformers #valveplug #ya know what agreed #i should write about this maybe

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YAY ANOTHER ENTRY!!! the only thing medical about this is them doing it in a medical office + they're both medics

entry 2 for @tf-kinktober2025

This entry:

Medic On Medic Action [Entry 2; First Aid x Spitfire (OC)]

Tags:

Medic(al) kink

Fingering

Squirting

Femdom

Safe word actually used

Wholesome

Prompt:

Medical Kink + "Yes sir/ma'am"

#mod tea posting #transformers #valveplug #mod tea writes #tf first aid #tf oc #tf kinktober 2025

i recommend!! you go check out my tf au blog!!!!

im insane :D (positive)

#mod tea posting #transformers #not valveplug #roleplay stuff #go check it out #i love lore #it's got lore n ocs n ccs #ALSO LOTS OF ANGST AND STORY

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Am I doing this right???? gods i haven't posted a fic in forever. anyways-

First time doing this! I wanted to get back into writing anyway, and I took the opportunity. All of it will be canon x OCs because I wish to indulge myself.

entry 1 for @tf-kinktober2025 bc i need to self-indulge or i go boom

This entry:

Edging Your Brat of A Boyfriend [Entry 1; Ironhide x Ignis (OC)]

Tags:

Edging

Valve play

Orgasm denial

Prompt:

"Behave yourself" + Edging

#mod tea posting #transformers #valveplug #mod tea writes #tf ironhide #tf oc #tf kinktober 2025

How am I supposed to indulge in Cybertronian god spike when there's only 8 fics of him on ao3 😭

#mod tea posting #transformers #valveplug #idw rung #transformers rung #motherfuckers be desperate #im motherfuckers

might reband a bit, life is truly testing me when i just want to be free and thirst over robots

#mod tea posting #transformers #valveplug #no true tags for this one

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starscream in the cuck chair while I'm fucking thundercracker and skywarp send tweet

#mod tea reblogging #transformers #valveplug #ya know what hell yeah #starscream in the cuck chair

transformers-spike

consider swindle in the cuck chair because it's a gesture of conspicuous consumption. he could have a piece of this action any time he wants, but for a nominal fee he'll let a lucky mech get just one taste of what he can take three times a day. and he has to supervise of course, because some mechs just can't be trusted to handle the merchandise with care. sure he's jerking off while he's watching, but swindle says it's to get him ready to take over when the client inevitably tires out and his mate will need to be properly satisfied. jury's out on whether swindle's spike game is that good or if he's just talking big lmao

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LMAO - Swindle and cuckholding is peak

If you pay to fuck Swindle's human mate, your dignity is part of said payment. This is what puts most clients off - except for Lockdown. He is down to frag Swindle's human (ESPECIALLY if they're pregnant)

#mod tea reblogging #tfa swindle #valveplug #transformers #back on my swindle bs #i love the swindle

i love being thrown through every layer of hell known to man

anyways send me asks, im bored and need happy chemicals

#mod tea posting #small update #im not dead yet #just life being a bitch #transformers #valveplug #send asks

sometimes i think about rebranding and rebranding again...idk if it'd help, maybe i should just make a different valveplug blog?

#mod tea posting #transformers #valveplug #12am thoughts #im stuck in the void

holy fuck I need more valveplug friends. not enough freaky ppl out here when I wanna talk about & roleplay with robot alien peener

#mod tea posting #transformers #valveplug #partly a request #my mind runs rampant #need friends #where am i supposed to find fellow freakers in this economy #PLEASE #roleplay stuff #roleplay request #adding it just in case ya know

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i just saw artwork for sentinel prime (tfone) giving an autograph- said autograph was on their character's thigh. so now i need a fanfic of him giving an "extra" autograph of his transfluid inside a fan's valve

#mod tea posting #transformers #valveplug #transformers one sentinel prime #LISTENNNNNNNNNN #he's a freak #i love freaks #tf sentinel prime

why yes, yes I do someone who'd love #valveplug on tumblr dot com. it's me

#mod tea posting #transformers #valveplug #i thought this was hilarious #especially at 1am #1am hunor is great

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