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Love Begins
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Three Goblin Art
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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this show broke my brain and now it’s your turn
I like the shoosh part
5 Years ago today, Kanye West dropped ‘Monster’ giving Nicki one of the most acclaimed verses in Hip-Hop History.
never forget
look @ god
this is sooo good

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Cute barista does cute thing on my latte. Stay tuned for wedding announcement. #starbucks #earlybird (at Gare Saint-Lazare)
mom: honey, what would you like for your birthday?! :)
me:
mom: no silly!! i mean a REAL present!!!
me:
21 Things I Wanna Do Before I Die
1. Be the recipient of that thing that Oprah does where she takes both of your hands and shakes them in the air and in that moment, it’ll just be the two of us and nobody else in the world.
2. Take a shot with Beyoncé at a fancy event. Or, like, my birthday party. (Which, to be fair, will likely be a fancy event.)
3. Write a New York Times best-selling book. Maybe even two.
4. Be on the cover of a major magazine in a bunch of expensive clothes that someone with more fashion sense than me puts me in.
5. Have a one-on-one coffee with Anna Wintour and survive.
6. Skinny arm with Harry Styles, preferably by his personal request.
7. Get invited back to Northwestern, where I graduated, to give the commencement address. Say something funny but also profound that gets turned into some iconic commencement address quote that struggling students will read one day and be like, “woah, this guy.”
8. Be photographed by Annie Leibovitz.
9. Travel all over, but especially London, Paris, Berlin and Australia. Live in one of those places for at least a short time and have a romantic fling that ends in heartbreak and possibly a five-time platinum album.
10. Skinny arm with both Meryl Streep and Hillary Clinton, preferably at once, but separately if necessary.
11. Dance with Ellen.
12. Get invited to the Met Gala, the Golden Globes, and the Academy Awards, (preferably as a nominee, but I’ll also take “as a rich, fancy, talented guest”).
13. Attend a private dinner with the President of the United States, as long as they’re not terrible.
14. Write a TV pilot. Maybe get it made. Whatever, just write it.
15. Be a part of the group hug at the end of Saturday Night Live.
16. Marry a guy that I love and get him pregnant. Buy a house together where we can host Thanksgiving dinner. Also have a place where we summer with clear water and a private beach where I can take off my pants.
17. Be truly happy with how I look and not just “yeah, whatever” about it, but like “damn, girl, you look good” about it.
18. Do something extravagant and beautiful for my parents where they’ll be like “woah, this is too much” and I’ll be like “nothing is too much for you” and then they’ll cry.
19. Personally heal the feud between Tyra Banks and Naomi Campbell.
20. Recognize that you can’t make everyone happy, but try to make people as happy as you can. Stay positive, even when it’s easy to go negative. Be a force for good whenever you can be.
21. Make someone laugh so hard they literally piss themselves.
most intimidating things about the signs
*also check moon
Aries: the fact that they may take everything a little too personally and erupt in some short bursts of anger...you almost never know when you're gonna say something that offends them
Taurus: you can never get to them to change their stance or opinion on things..they can be extremely materialistic and possessive at times and so obsessed with their own comfort that if you try to change their routine...rip
Gemini: they're definitely charming to a fault, and often alternate between 'naughty' and 'nice'..they're the best at making comments that may appear sweet or innocent but actually meant to be catty or judgemental
Cancer: that they'll never tell you how they're really feeling and instead take all their emotions out on themselves. they'll seclude themselves into a bubble of negativity and mixed emotions and never let you in, often resulting in them appearing moody or even unnecessarily angry at times
Leo: one word: pride. they're pride may cause them to be stubborn, unnecessarily defensive, and domineering. they are extremely protective of their ego and will do absolutely ANYTHING to defend it. In the moments where they ego is challenged they may say hurtful things they don't mean and may forget them later
Virgo: how they are very critical of themselves and others. they are also very sharp tongued, quick, and calculative so if you get into an argument with them, they will always know where to hit you and how hard
Libra: how they're passive aggressive af. they will 'try' hard to hide they're feelings but they come off very transparent and moody at times. they can also change their personality to fit whoever they're with which is can be oddly comforting at times but also very confusing.
Scorpio: how controlling and aggressive they can be.. they're very slow to forget and slow to forgive. they are extremely intuitive and have the ability to size up anyone or any situation in a matter of seconds. they are very unpredictable and may appear silent while experiencing varying intense emotions of anger, despair, or sadness.
Sagittarius: their mouths!! they have no filter..you never know what they are gonna say to you next. their honesty and bluntness can be seen as either a blessing or a curse. they're prone to exaggerating and boasting due to their love for power and status
Capricorn: their pOKer FACE.. they make you wonder if they actually have emotions with how focused and calculative they can be. they have a natural sense to boss people around in the most affective matter..they can inadvertently end up belittling you when talking about their goals and motivations
Aquarius: they can effortlessly make you feel small with their high level of intellect. they require a lot of space and freedom to do what they like and may appear aloof at times
Pisces: that they care...a little bit too much..they can often let their emotions get the best of them and then turn into someone or something they're not. very unpredictable people who at times may appear act childish and innocent while they really have the ability to tear you into pieces

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Made an animation for my amazing boyfriend, Nick, for our one year anniversary. The original idea was to do a general montage, but instead I decided to pick a memorable event from every month this past year.
The song is Lily Allen’s “Who’d Have Known,” which is the most perfect song for us.
Happy anniversary, Nick!
Vas-y mais dors. #condetoi
#likeasunday
You just can’t not reblog this.
you forgot us

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Glace et bières. Parce que glaces et bières. (at Square du Vert Galant)