no night is so long to stop day from following

we recently rewatched the Big Bang/San Lorenzo Jobs and one of my favorite things about Nate v Damien Moreau is that Moreau is always going "in a fair fight I'd crush you" and Nate keeps responding "probably, which is why I cheated like hell" and it works every time

one thing people need to understand about leverage is that it quite literally invented competence porn.

Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

#I can be casual #except I'll tell you that I can't fuck up this casual one night stand or I'll perish #we end up casually touching foreheads like friends (via @pencilwarrior01)

At the Target with a vibe at the bottom of my bag and a bunch of throw blankets on top like damn. I’m in an ABO fic and I guess I’m the bitch 🤷🏻

Cool cool cool and the anti-theft detectors at the entrance blared at me so a teenage sales clerk went through my bags. Gonna kms

first base is ripping each other's throats out second base is fucking and then pretending it didn't happen after it's over. third base is falling unconscious from blood loss in the other's arms

fourth base is talking about your feelings