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I'm not dead I just got lost in Wu Zhou China for a while. Had a lot of close calls but we're back now✌️

#millard had to come get me #mphfpc rp #nick portman #mphfpc oc

frontmansdefender

#this is jacob

it's a good thing that i'm in charge of household finances over here because if i had to explain the amount of money i spent on cheese this past week miss p would cut me off. and this is not mention the time i bribed sharon into letting me into a loop in italy to get cheese there

#yes im a charcuterie loving bitch #and what of it?#nobody rat me out to jacob #mphfpc rp #nick portman

One time when Jacob and I were like, 10-12 or something and at his house bored during a party, we decided to try shotgunning coke cans in the driveway. Neither one of us knew what we were doing and we were kind of just slurping it from the hole in the can, and then one of Jacob's uncles saw us from the window and sent his kids down to check on us. And that's how we learned to properly shotgun canned drinks

#mphfpc rp #gotta love your pothead second cousins #nick portman

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Are you still active?

I don't run 5k's anymore since my legs got fucked but yea

OH! You mean like on tumblr. Yes but I'm busy af these days

#mphfpc rp #nick portman #its been an interesting week

Cons of cold nights: can’t smoke out the window

Pros of cold nights: windowsill = free fridge to cool down beer

#mphfpc rp #nick portman #im back bitches. Susan kicked me out tho #we’re having a day

OOC: I'm putting Nick's blog on hiatus until I can adjust their character and flesh it out more. It's gonna be a busy week with my classes this week so don't expect any updates for a while

Three hours left of this double shift and then they get to take me out back and shoot me. and THEN i get to go home

#fuck my stupid baka life #i need the hours but whyyyyy

backmouthclaire

@headmistress-peregrine you are aware me and most of the others see you as our mama right? I have called you my mama on multiple of my posts, are you just unaware of that?

carnic-smokes

Have you tried an undercut??, it’s basic getting a buzz cut but you only get rid of the hair where your neck is

backmouthclaire

Oooo, that's cool! @headmistress-peregrine can I get one? Please?

problematic-librarian

EVEN BETTER, I'll get the razor!!

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h0ll0wgasts

So I’m not away that there’s another Portman that exists and is a hollow hunter…… I don’t like this @thelast-h0llowhunter tell your cousin that I have on interest in him

problematic-librarian

Jacob you better keep that fucking thing away from me

h0ll0wgasts

Never in my life did I think that I’ll get disrespected by some loser who isn’t even an actual peculiar

This is pathetic

problematic-librarian

@thelast-h0llowhunter is this one... safe? it seems pissed off. im not used to hollows that can communicate. and that don't want to eat me

problematic-librarian

damn. I come home from college, and not only is my cousin addicted to nicotine, went no-contact with the whole fam, and is hailed as the hero of peculiardom. AND he has a boyfriend. he's still a loser i'm just a lot more impressed by him now

thelast-h0llowhunter

WHO’S SAYS IM A NICOTINE ADDICT!!!, who’s lying about me NOW!!, the only nicotine addict that I know is Ricky NOT ME

Jesus Christ now many rumors are there about me…..

problematic-librarian

do you prefer the title of alcoholic?

h0ll0wgasts

So I’m not away that there’s another Portman that exists and is a hollow hunter…… I don’t like this @thelast-h0llowhunter tell your cousin that I have on interest in him

problematic-librarian

Jacob you better keep that fucking thing away from me

#ooc: Nick is scared of hollows as they cannot see nor communicate with/control them #downsides of their peculiar mutation #mphfpc rp #hollowgasts #nick portman

damn. I come home from college, and not only is my cousin addicted to nicotine, went no-contact with the whole fam, and is hailed as the hero of peculiardom. AND he has a boyfriend. he's still a loser i'm just a lot more impressed by him now

#there can only be one washed up stoner cousin and i already claimed that role before you even knew you were peculiar #cant believe he has more bitches than me #mphfpc rp #jacob portman #nick portman

backmouthclaire

If someone can figure out how to keep my hair out of my mouth that would be great! Ooo, actually, can someone figure out backmouth-friendly hairstyles? I don't like it always being down and I can do most of the cute hairstyles because my backmouth will try to either chew on it or eat it :(

problematic-librarian

alright pick a couple and i'll start by learning those

backmouthclaire

I was more so looking for something I could do on my own... Also, my backmouth would chew on all of them... Or at least try to chew on all of them...

problematic-librarian

damn... back to the drawing board

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problematic-librarian

spraying my cousin with bleach whenever he says something stupid

problematic-librarian

@thelast-h0llowhunter I've decided this is going to extend to when I catch you drinking or smoking in front of the kids 😊

thelast-h0llowhunter

Dude I barely smoke or drink near the kids and if I do it, I do it when I’m alone or with Ricky and Justin

@backmouthclaire I never smokes or drinker around you right??

problematic-librarian

wait I knew about Ricky but you have OTHER friends?

backmouthclaire

If someone can figure out how to keep my hair out of my mouth that would be great! Ooo, actually, can someone figure out backmouth-friendly hairstyles? I don't like it always being down and I can do most of the cute hairstyles because my backmouth will try to either chew on it or eat it :(

problematic-librarian

alright pick a couple and i'll start by learning those

#mphfpc rp #claire densmore #nick portman

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