They're not paid enough to deal with this.

In the interest of fun/funny/silly/ridiculous ultimately happy stories about queer female couples, the director of Probable Robot has removed the password protected paywall and is making the film FREE and AVAILABLE to ANYONE who wants to see it.

Here’s the trailer.

And here’s the link to the full movie.

If you’re interested in supporting the project (and more like it) financially, the PayPal link is still wide open and anything is always appreciated.

I, specifically, want to continue to be able to create projects that are fun/funny/silly/ridiculous where all queer identified leads actually survive, even if things like robot uprisings and potential apocalypses (apocalypsi?) are crucial to the plot.

Much love,

It’s time! You can now pick up your own copy of Probable Robot!

Instead of us slapping a price on this thing, we’re letting you name your own. Yes. Your own price.

Click the PayPal link below, enter the price you want to pay, and it will route you to our download page with the link and access password (be sure to scroll all the way down past the header).

Wondering how much you should pay? Consider the following: The movie runtime is 64 minutes, it’s a ridiculously wacky B-movie, and it’s an effort to add a fun title to the independent LGBTQ library of films.

UPDATE: The movie is no longer behind a paywall and can be directly accessed on Vimeo via THIS LINK.

However, if you still wish to support us (and we love you for that), here: 

THIS IS THE BIG SHINY PAYPAL LINK

If you want to pay for a copy, but PayPal isn’t an option for you, please contact the director at [email protected].

If you happen to come across any links claiming to have our film, they are not from us and are not approved. 

More details to come as we get them.

Julia plays Mona, a retail supervisor who does her best to survive being berated by terrible customers so she can make it to the weekend.

What's your favorite movie or tv series that features robots?

Are Transformers considered robots? I'm going to say yes. The first Transformers movie is so incredibly good. And dramatic. With explosions. And Shia LeBouf So typical Bay. But I'm also a big fan of the fembots from Austin Powers. I secretly want to be one...

If there were a robot body snatching invasion, what's something unique about you, as a human person, that would allow those who know you to tell the difference between human you and robot you? (It could be bad allergies, coffee addiction, a goatee...)

I can actively move my sternum. Kind of weird. But those that know me, know I can move my sternum like an accordion. Also, it would be pretty hard to make a robot laugh like my loud ass cackle...

What do you do when you're not making robot movies and can we buy tickets/watch it on YouTube?

Improv usually. Or working. I perform with my team Blimprov all around Los Angeles, check http://blimprov.com for show dates or follow me on Instagram @mackadocious. Im also in class at The Second City conservatory right now so I'm writing a show with friends as well. I'm such an a-hole for self promoting like that... I watch quite a bit of Netflix. And like to workout.... I'm pretty boring!

Giselle plays Jules, artist ex-girlfriend of Mona, who's just returned to town and resumed her old job next door to Mona's workplace.

What's your favorite movie or tv series that features robots?

Anisa plays Rosen, one half of our dynamic duo of badass paramedics who are just trying to get the job done in the middle of a body snatching invasion.

What's your favorite movie or tv series that features robots?

Short Circuit comes to mind immediately, and of course Buffy the Vampire Slayer does feature robots quite a few times and I loved that show. Small Wonder always creeped me out...

If there were a robot body snatching invasion, what's something unique about you, as a human person, that would allow those who know you to tell the difference between human you and robot you? (It could be bad allergies, coffee addiction, a goatee…)

I have terrible knees that crack like an 80 year old when I bend down to the ground. I feel like the robots would assume a woman my age would have silent knees and not check to make sure they replicated it. So if I'm acting weird, asking me to kneel.

What do you do when you're not making robot movies and can we buy tickets/watch it on YouTube?

I'm in nearly 40 comedic skits on www.funnyordie.com/broadstrokes, which I also co-wrote. Coming soon in the film world, you'll see me as a writer who has become desperate for creative success and goes to extreme lengths to get it.

James plays the role of Larry, a reluctant sale associate who ends up definitely expressing a bit of duality in the film.

What's your favorite movie or tv series that features robots?

Movie that features robots??? STAR WARS. I love these films. So much. So so much.

If there were a robot body snatching invasion, what's something unique about you, as a human person, that would allow those who know you to tell the difference between human you and robot you? (It could be bad allergies, coffee addiction, a goatee...)

I don't think a robot can replicate the energy I put out into the world. You can fake this baby!! And a robot has not even a fraction of the THC tolerance I have... We'd have a smoke off

What do you do when you're not making robot movies and can we buy tickets/watch it on YouTube?

When I'm not making movies I'm blowing glass. And yes you can see it on YouTube. Search Lurch Glass. Yes you can see it live! Come to the GooseFire Glass Center in Westminster California! You can always peep my art on Instagram @lurchglass

This is a taste of the outtakes that exist for this movie. There’s an entire blog of Behind the Scenes stuff exclusively available to our contributors.

igg.me/at/probrobpost 

If you have not yet contributed, please consider taking a look at our digital perks. We are trying to do what we can to make strides in LGBTQ comedies, but we can only do that with your support.

Additionally, if we can make our goal on this particular fundraiser, Indiegogo will allow us to keep the funding doors open past the deadline date. Which means that if this post keeps circulating, people can still get on board, even once this particular funding attempt is over.

We have until April 8, 2015 to raise the $2500 we need for post-production. We’re at $900 as of this posting.

Meet Emily, she plays Nick, one of Vaux Retail’s employees (with a level two authorization for the register system)

What's your favorite movie or tv series that features robots?

Wall-E! Seeing two animated robots fall in love really makes me feel like I have a chance of finding my own special animated robot.

If there were a robot body snatching invasion, what's something unique about you, as a human person, that would allow those who know you to tell the difference between human you and robot you? (It could be bad allergies, coffee addiction, a goatee...)

Robot Emily wouldn't have a stuffed day planner with ten different lists and random papers jammed in it. She probably wouldn't make so many awkward jokes at inappropriate times. She'd do her hair every day (not just on holidays), and she wouldn't live in her pajamas. Over-achieving bitch.

What do you do when you're not making robot movies and can we buy tickets/watch it on YouTube?

I drink a ton of green juice, love on my two cats, talk about CrossFit too much, work as a researcher in the field of child abuse prevention, and keep Netflix in business. Oh, and I act and sing and stuff. But mainly the Netflix thing.

We've wrapped production on our film and we're now looking to raise funds for post production. Our initial fundraising fell about $5000 short and the remainder has been coming out of pocket. This film is a personal passion project for the director and she is willing to put whatever is necessary into this movie, emotionally and financially, but if we can get a little help with the dollars and cents, it make things easier on everyone.

This is a pretty basic fundraiser. If you contribute $20 and we'll set you up with the password to a special Behind the Scenes blog that will be packed with outtakes, stills, and sneak peeks at scenes. Trust us, there are a lot of outtakes. A lot.

Friends! We are almost at the halfway point of our shoot! This cast has been bringing their A-game every single day to help make this movie happen.