New thread bc the other one is getting too long:
‘They do the dangle and then they swangle into eachother’
‘Where is my nose right now’
‘Harry Potter - but Gandalf is Shrek’
‘I cast- mend buttsack!’ (Literally nothing related to this was mentioned beforehand, he is laying in bed and I’m at my desk)
‘That hair was on my mouth balls’
*minecraft zombie noise* ‘edging’
(Help wtf does this mean???)
[as heard through the wall while he’s playing OW]
‘Is widowmaker French?’
…
‘I don’t want to play widowmaker anymore’














