◟♯ . / GOODBYE, WORLD . !

「 “ 𝘐'𝘮 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘹 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴.. ” 」

" Huff- hhufff.. Oh, gods, oh God oh God..! " " No, NOONONONO please keep walking, keep walking.. Oh thank Godbox, "

He exhales in distress, hastily fishing his stolen phone from his pocket- blame a man for priding himself in his vanity online.

" Well then..! That's certainly not a great entrance- But hello, dearest fans..! Oh, who am I kidding.. HELP. ME. Please? "

˚₊‧꒰ა ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

Welcome friends, foes, and everyone in-between. This AU takes place BEFORE wotfi- Puzzles takes another path to have WPNZ forgive him. One much more.. permanent. He's faked his death and is now on the run, being high-tailed by a malfunctioning Death Cube going against police orders.

[ HEADCANONS + LORE FOR THE "AU" THIS TAKES PLACE IN! ]

Puzzles is Grayspec Aro*, so please keep that in mind! HE STILL FEELS ROMANTIC ATTRACTION! Shipping is iffy, but DNI yumes b/c I don't KNOW YOU.

He's heavily based on our own Puzzles alter, so any actions that seem "out of character" are most likely him fronting and being himself.

The Death Cube went rogue sometime after Guns N' Puzzles, most likely due to the damages & signal interference. Its only goal as of now is detain and maim.

WOTFI 2025 DOES NOT HAPPEN IN THIS AU!! IT DOES NOT HAPPEN!! DO NOT MENTION IT, HE WON'T HAVE ANY IDEA OF WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!

*This label describes someone who feels they are in the "grey area" between being aromantic (experiencing little to no romantic attraction) and alloromantic (experiencing romantic attraction regularly). 

OOC BELOW!!! ᯓ★

i probably am quitting, this blog AND the fandom. this blog will stay up, for now- but chances are i'm leaving the fandom for a good while. With everything going on, i'd rather place my focus on a fandom who's priority doesn't lie with "protecting the likeness" of their precious character and nearly getting an artist KILLED in the process.

I really hate to bring up topics like this so suddenly, but i've seen so many people blatant disregard mod nearly FUCKING DYING as "drama" and it's a tad bit sickening. That is an artist's LIFE we nearly lost.

This doesn't mean myself and our other head mates from this source won't ever "front again" (a genuine question i've seen people ask ohhmygod) but it does mean we'll be heavily source-seperating and most likely changing our overall appearances to best fit our comfort and actual personalities.

I'm going to miss everyone, yes, and i'm sure i'll return to finish up any possible arcs, but as of now, this blog is on hiatus for good.

and if you don't take the bird

i'll turn you into an egg for at least 12 hours

tehe

(heheheheheheheheeh)

-🥩🦷🪱👁️ (Meatboy)

" H. WHAT. GHUH?? "

Due to a sudden change of fate, mod now has to draw puzzles' outfit from this au! THANKS!! /j