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Altaïr: I must find and kill these people in order to regain my honor

Ezio: I must serve justice for my father and brothers and friends

Connor: I must join the Assassins to protect my people and fight for their freedom

Edward: I must find the greatest prize there is so my wife and I can live prosperously

Arno: I must join the Assassins to redeem myself for the mistakes I made in my youth

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Imagine Jacob having a crush whit the Queen Victoria and tries to win her heart whit flowers and seductions

Maxwell:“Jacooooooob…”

Jacob:“What?”

Maxwell:“Jacooooooob…”

Jacob:“What?”

Maxwell:“Jacooooooob…”

Jacob:“What?”

Maxwell:“Jacooooooob…”

Jacob:“What? Who is this?”

Maxwell:“It’s Rooooooth”

Jacob:“What do you want?”

Maxwell:“I always tought you were cute. Come over and fuck me.”

Jacob:“I think i’d rather stick my dick in an anthill”

Maxwell:“I want you… To get some beer… Get some oxycontin… Come to my house..”

Jacob:“Let me stop you right there because i’m not going to do any of this. IT’S 3 AM.”

Maxwell: “Come on Jacob, i thought we were friends…”

Jacob:“Well no offense friend, but i hope you’re buried alive.”

Maxwell:“Hang on… There’s a stupid bitch staring at me..”

*silence*

Maxwell:“Oh wait.. That’s me, I’m lookin’ in a mirror.”

*silence*

Maxwell:“… hang on, i gotta talk to this mirror, i’ll call you back, Jacob.”

*Maxwell hangs up*

I can not keep from laughing about this! I CAN’T!