Gilded Garden

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

Also the amulet

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

Holy Shit

“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”

That last one is fucking moving istg

at last. the gaydar

The only pride flag I care about anymore

happy pride month. reblog if you are also fagged out and bushed

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.