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i need shostakovich so much itโs not even funny anymore

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There are authors out there who takes commissions for writing fics w characters that aren't theirs ? And them prices are hella high
Beyond the fact that it's kinda crazy, ain't it illegal ?
people are overly money-hungry itโs insane
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Finally done with this one !! Heh he was so much fun to draw. Hope you guys like him!
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Walking down the bustling halls, hastily opening a letter in your hands. It had the Imperial Insignia on it, no doubt from the Kaiser or Kaiserin. It was normal for servants to read letters before their master read it in order to judge their importance, so this one must be of high priority. The delicate paper soon fell out into your hand, and you quickly opened it in order to relay the information to your master. The Emperor's handwriting was neat and straight, a testament to his high breeding. โจ
"Dear Addy," it began, the looping script making you squint slightly. "I need you and your brothers to go and investigate this... haunted place for me. Word has spread there are ghosts in Bavaria. I wish I was jestingโ but I highly doubt these are real. I believe it will soothe the peopleโs worries if the Kaiserโs children themselves went to check it out. The specific address will be on the back. I expect you all to investigate this anomaly by the 14th.โ
At the end of the letter was his signature, which left your view as you quickly folded back up the letter to give to the prince. With a gentle rap to the door, you slowly stepped inside, seeing the prince at his desk as usual.
โYour Highness,โ you said softly, walking up behind him. The letter was gently dipped in front of him, placed to his side. โThere is a letter from the Emperor to you.โ
Adalbert glanced up at you, before his gaze quickly went down to the papers on his desk. He let out a long sigh, already feeling a migraine come on. โAlright, just read it out to me.โ
As you went over the contents of the letter, Adalbert soon looked up at you incredulously. โโฆAre you serious?โ he said aghast. โSurely, Father hasnโt went out of his way to send meโฆ this.โ
You could only shake your head helplessly, putting the letter away. โI am not sure, Your Highness, but it seems important. Perhaps it would be best to just take a look.โ a tentative smile crept up your lips, trying to find a bright side to this letter. โI believe it might serve as a good break to your work as well.โ
Your smile seemed to be infectious, as soon a small smile crossed Adalbertโs usually solemn face. Well, he was never usually as sad as his expression made him lookโ but god did he have a resting bitch face. โPerhaps,โ his melodic voice rang out. โIf I do consider going, you shall come as well. Consider it a break.โ
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In the end, you ended up going, along with Wilhelm, Eitel Friedrich, and Victoria Louise. Joachim and August Wilhelm were too scared to go, and as Victoria Louise was usually with Oskar and Joachim, it was decided that the three would spend time together themselves.
โI canโt believe weโre actually here,โ Wilhelm grumbled, semi-rolling his eyes. โDo you three really believe in ghosts?โ
Eitel glanced at his brother, eyes squinting in discrimination. โClearly not. But weโre here on fatherโs orders. And look, Sissy seems to be jumping out her skirts.โ
As you turned towards the young girl, she was bouncing up and down, utterly excited to go. She tugged at Wilhelmโs trench coat, grinning. โWilly, letโs go inside already!โ
With an exaggerated sigh, Wilhelm began to look at the items given in order toโฆ investigate the kind of ghost it was. They were each given a journal, stating the different kinds of ghosts, their attributes and evidence they could use.
โโฆ The ghosts name is Hans Mรผller,โ Adalbert noted, showing you it on the clipboard. โIt says if you say it the ghost gets angry.โ
Adalbert seemed to be remotely curious, a smirk tugging up his face. โI think Willy is just putting up a brave front. You should scare him,โ
You couldnโt help but giggle in return, already imagining the Crown Princeโs horrified expression. With a call from Victoria Louise, however, you all quickly ushered inside the building.
โWhy is it so dark and creepy?โ Eitel mumbled under his breath, huffing as he tried to project an aura of nonchalance. He flicked on the little lightbulb to the living room, illuminating everyoneโs face with a sickly yellow light. โDonโt we have to look for the ghost room? Letโs split up.โ
After a bit of looking around, you stumbled upon a room much colder the restโ the Master Bedroom. You took out your thermometer, the temperature plummeting before your eyes to below zero Fahrenheit. You couldnโt help but feel a flicker of fearโ was this actually real?
โYour Royal Highnesses, you may want to see this,โ you called, your hand already shaking from the unnatural cold. Their footsteps soon followed, with Victoria Louise holding a mysterious object in her hand, looking like an old and decrepit handโthe monkeyโs paw. The cursed object the clipboard mentioned you might find. Surely, that thing wasnโt real?
โWas it always this cold in here?โ Victoria Louise said with chattering teeth, tilting her head. With a sigh, Adalbert ended up offering his coat to her, if only to keep her slightly warmer.
The rest of you began to set up the items in the bedroom, such as the spirit book, ultraviolet light, DOTS projector, and a night vision camera. Wilhelm held the spirit box in his hand, turning off the light and the box on.
โHow old are you?โ Wilhelm asked, not really expecting an answer. He got slightly pale when he heard the answer โ27โ clearly through the box. โWhat kind of joke is this?โ he cried incredulously, looking at the rest of you. โSomeone must tell father this isnโt funny.โ
โDonโt tell me youโreโฆ scared, Willy,โ Adalbert teased, resulting in a glare from the Kronprinz. โI could have sworn you said ghosts arenโt real! Are you not the eldest?โ
Wilhelm blushed indignantly at that, while Eitel could only laugh at him behind his back, before soon joining in on belittling his older brother. โWhy donโt you ask him some more questions?โ
The Kronprinz puffed out his chest to seem braver, holding out the spirit box. โI never said I believed in them,โ he huffed, before thinking about what he would say, before simply saying โHans Mรผller, youโre a bitch assโโ.
It was proudly too, but before anyone could reactโ the lights started flickering. A loud groan was heard, then footsteps. You and Adalbert hid behind some boxesโ bodies touching closely while Sissy hid in the closet. It was Wilhelm and Eitel who ended up running, the two screaming in fear.
โW-was zum Teufel ist das?!โ Wilhelm gasped as he backed away into the kitchen, the ghost starting slow to his position, but once he got line of sightโ it got faster, more killer intent in its pace.
โOh my god, weโre going to die,โ Eitel cried, already looking out of breath from his earlier sprint to the kitchen. He looked around, before hiding behind a plant, leaving Wilhelm to try and outrun something that could probably kill him with ease.
Wilhelm kept running for his life, feeling the spirits cold, dead breath over his neck. Then suddenlyโnothing. The lights stop flickering, and everything seems to return to normal. Wilhelm was panting by then, keeling over and sucking in air.
โI really do this shit,โ Wilhelm breathed, patting on his chest like he was really like that. In reality, he was scared pissless by the spirit. He almost lost his life out there!
Eitel peeked out from the plant, skin clammy and pale from fear. He let out a cry of relief at Wilhelm being clearly intact and alive. โWilly, youโre alive!โ he breathed, the rosy color returning to his cheeks. โGod, I thought he might be realโฆโ
Meanwhile, in the squished space behind the boxes, you breathed in the scent of the naval officer, musky and all Adalbert. It made you blush, feeling heat rush to your cheeks and other places. You could feel every curve and ridge of his frame. What sparked you from this moment was the silence of Wilhelmโs screams and Sissyโs high pitched voice after leaving her hiding spot.
Wilhelm spotted you two, and let out a sigh of relief. โWe are leaving. Now.โ He spoke sternly, already leaving the building.
You and Adalbert looked at each other, as if utterly puzzled by their pallor and urge to leave. However, as you heard the screams, you two didnโt argue back as you left. Wilhelm notably got extra pale as he noticed the door locked and had to unlock it back.
On the ride back to the palace, you couldnโt help but shake your head and muse to yourself; looks like ghosts were real after all.
SHE HAS RETURNEDโผ๏ธ๐ฉต๐ฉท
Auwi is so babyboy here! ๐คญ๐ฉต
Can someone make a Pochita (true form) x reader, pleaseee? I NEED IT. THE CHAINSAWLINGS ARE STARVING. IDC IF ITโS SMUT OR NOT.
Tristan my beautiful artist, nerd son๐ฅน
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Oh, my fucking starsโSMASHHH!!!
this was them this chapter.
FUCKโPOCHITAโS SO HORRIFYING IN A FINE WAY

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pochitaโs true form is so hot (iโm not sorry for this)
I got a weird dream with kids of Wilhelm II living in average NEET apartment. Yes, most of them (except Joachim of Prussia, he had epilepsy just like irl) played games on brand new plasm TV or on old 1990-2000s computers ๐
Conclusion: I shouldn't have been watching Joachim's pics while trying to download minecraft modpack for my launcher.
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WAIT, JOACHIM HAD EPILEPSY IRLโ๏ธ
Pennywise heacanons
TW: some nsfw, some sfw, :| (this is my first time making one of these so bare with me)
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PURRING- honestly, could be intentionally or not. Not much to say it just makes sense to me..
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LICKING- he doesnโt understand the concept of a kiss I want to say, he just knows it involves tongue. He heard of what dog kisses are so he kind of just goes by that (or maybe not. I just know he prob likes to lick)
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STARING- ok. He doesnโt know how to express his emotions because heโs obviously a cosmic entity.. so staring at you is just one way he tries to admire you. (This is the most canon one.)
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CUDDLING- heโs the one being cuddled. Heโs just a huge baby stuck as wellโ everything.
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STALKING- very, extremely possessive over you. Makes sure youโre safe and WILL kill anyone who efs with you.
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CLINGY- will most definitely invade your space. Like I said will also purrโ almost cat like affection.
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BITING- he loves, and I mean looovess to mark and bite you. I mean itโs like heโs trying to take you without eating you.
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GIFTS- not good ones. He drops off carcass or pieces of a corpse at your door. (Like a cat !)
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I wish I had more, but im sick and tired.. these are just some!
Can someone make fanfic of reader taking both bob and IT at the same time like bob from behind ITon the front and bob is a good praising boy and IT degrades and humilliates the uck out of reader
Write Pennywise how you want him. Write him feral, calm, crazy wacky or soft. Have fun with it, and donโt let anyone shame you for how you enjoy fictional characters.
PSA for you all ๐คก

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OH, HELL NAHHHโI DONโT LIKE THAT SHIT
Your dress was sparkling, the low cut exposing your cleavage to the admiring gaze. The color was carefully picked as to not overshadow the Kaiserin, but your beauty was daringly close. It was a beautiful cream, the bustle of your dress dragging on the floor. The pearls that adorned your neck glimmered in the golden light of the hanging chandelier. This royal ball was exclusive, and only the most well respected and those close to the Kaiser and his associates could come. However, you were only here for one thing, and that was Prinz Adalbert von Preuรen. You were determined to get close to him tonight, at least to know him better. Perhaps even something more, if you were lucky.โจ
Throughout the evening, you skillfully navigated the crowded ballroom, if only to get a tad bit closer to the prince. You kept exchanging fleeting glances with him, until you realized that he seemed to be growing more interested in you. You took this as a sign to get closer, moving in such a manner to "accidentally" brush against him, to which you turned and apologized. You fell into a delicate bow, before looking up with a coy smile.
"I'm sorry, Your Royal Highness," you purred, voice dripping with false apology and the feelings you held towards the prince. "I didn't mean to bump into you like that! You must forgive me."โจ
Adalbert looked you over, taking in the delicate lines of your features, the swell of your bosom, and the delicate curve of your backside. "You may rise," he sighed, his eyes clearly admiring the jewel in front of him. "State your name."
"Princess [name] of Baden," it was a breathy whisper as you rose gracefully, nodding curtly. "It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. Oh, shall we toast?" You motioned to the waiter walking around the ballroom with glasses filled with champagne on the plate he held. It was a way to drive the conversation, without seeming too awkward. "Sir, over here!"
The waiter came over with the drinks, and you plucked two off of the plate, handing one to Adalbert. The clinking of the two glasses were quickly drowned out by the chatter of everyone else in the room, and soon by the active conversation between you and him. Time seemed to fly by, which before you knew it the ballroom was empty.
Taking you aside from the remaining stragglers, his voice was a low, enticing whisper. "How about joining me in my quarters tonight?" His breath was hot against your face, with the scent of pink champagne and all the other delicacies indulged tonight.โจ
You couldn't help but eagerly accept as he took you by the arm, guiding you out of the ballroom and into the lavishly decorated halls of the palace. Left, right, straight... it seemed to never end in your impatience. Finally, the two of you stopped at a door, no doubt His Royal Highness's chambers. โจโจ"Shall we?" he murmured softly, his hand already reaching for the doorknob. He grasped it firmly and pulled, allowing the door to swing open. You were soon drawn inside, frame pressing flush against his own, feeling every hard plane and muscular contour honed by his naval service. The pronounced bulge in his trousers spoke volumes of the desire you had ignited within him. His lips found yours in a tender, affectionate kiss that quickly deepened, his tongue probing and pushing past your parted lips. He explored and savored every inch of your mouth, savoring it like a hungry man getting the first scraps of food in months.
His lips were not the only thing moving however, with his hands creeping up to slowly undo your dress, starting with the buttons at the front that held the outfit together. Next, the outer skirt and the petticoats beneath. You undid the corset yourself, a loose tie for moments just like this. You were now standing there in just your chemise, breathing heavy. Adalbert tore off his own clothes, with much less care than he regarded yours with, tossing them aside on the floor like yesterday's trash. โจ
Lifting you into his arms, he placed you gently on the bed and pinned you down, before rolling over, suddenly switching positions.
โYour Highness?โ you raised an eyebrow, blinking in surprise at the sudden movement.
Adalbert cleared his throat, smirking up at you. โIโve decided I want to try something new. Iโd prefer you ride me. Consider it a change of heart.โ He guided you back to straddle his hips, positioning you on top of his hard, throbbing penis.
โMmmโฆ you want me to ride you?โ You asked back, rolling your hips in a slow, teasing circle. โI suppose Iโm not surprised one as your stature would beโฆ aroused by those kind of ideas.โ You eased his cock inside, before beginning to lower and lift yourself on the thick shaft, quickly settling into a slow rhythm.
Your pants soon filled the air, your hips moving in tandem with the upwards thrust of Addy's hips which was notably much faster than the original pace you set. Sweat made your hair plaster to your face, dripping down your neck from exertion. Adalbert looked no better, his carefully groomed hair pointed in an assortment of different directions, his chest heaving with the effort of pistoning that long, throbbing length into your silky heat. His hands guided you up and down, eliciting soft moans from your mouth.
As you began to ride him with increasing fervor, Adalbertโs grip on you began to tighten. โAh, Your Highness,โ you purred, cheeks flushing red. โI can feel every inch of that royal scepter of yours stirring my insides.โ
Adalbert seemed to flush respectively at your salacious remark, his thrusts however becoming much more frantic. With a sharp seize, a hot thick liquid shot inside of you, soon dribbling out when you pulled off his dick. His chest heaved, gaze stuck on the ceiling as he caught his breath.
You stared down at him for a moment, a smirk threatening to crawl up your face. โAre we done already?โ you couldnโt help but query, reaching down to stroke his over sensitive cock to full-mast again, causing him to jolt violently. โI was thinking about another roundโฆ.โ
A look of impeding horror soon dawned his face, as he realized that perhaps, he may have bitten off more than he can chew.
I just busted.