i’m just a girl!

🥵

All I want is my heart filled with happiness and my mouth filled with your cum. 💞

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

Ughhh always a reblog

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

i can’t do anything without thinking about all the ways i want her. waking up on a sunday morning with her front pressed into my back, hands wrapped around my waist in a way that make my eyes flutter shut again, hearing the little noises she makes as she starts stirring, warm breath against my neck. both of us laying in that silent comfort, so content, nothing else mattering in that moment. but i know it won’t take long until she notices the way my ass is pressed against her, how i’m slowly pulling her hands from my waist further down, or how my morning sounds are getting more explicit just by the thought of how quickly she can ruin me.

Citations could be so awesome without copyright. Imagine just being able to click on a footnote and it takes you to the exact section of another book being quoted. Imagine how much that would do for stemming misinformation.