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This is like so simple but so cool…

if only my dark circles were this fashionable

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot

GUYS

she. smacked. his. butt.

and. in. response. he. kissed. her. cheek.

"yeah sorry i didn’t do my homework i couldn’t see the page cuz of my tears"

Harry Potter as a series repeatedly tells us never to underestimate a mother’s love. Lilly’s love for Harry nearly killed Voldemort the first time, Narcissa’s love for Draco set him up for his real death, and Voldemort’s greatest general was killed by Molly, a mother who loved all of her children and feared losing any more to the magical war. Bitches. Get. Stuff. Done.

#but i would SO DEEPLY LOVE for this moment to be the start#of a harry/narcissa friendship that everyone else thinks is REALLY WEIRD#like they send each other owls ALL THE TIME#she helps him properly cleanse and renovate 12 grimmauld place#she takes him shopping for proper wizarding clothes #he buys her dinner#they go to professional quidditch matches together#wizarding paps keep getting pictures of them going places arm-in-arm and giggling#draco gets up in the middle of the night and comes to the kitchen#to harass the house-elves for tea#and harry and narcissa are down there barefoot in their pajamas#possibly draco starts to cry #IT COULD BE SO BEAUTIFUL (via)

So you and me, Scott? We’re brothers now.