who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying

who is telling women that having gray in their hair is ugly!!!!!!! why are they fucking lying!!!!!!!

taking a nap on top of a big man could fix me

grinding down on his bulge may also do the trick

What do you mean it’s not 1969

I love that thing guitarists do when they look down at their guitar and they’re really in the moment and feelin the groove and just being swept away by the music and it looks like they’re receiving the most spiritual head of their life

it’s almost halloween…… vampires…… my window will be open………..

It sucks that there's only 20 minutes in each day. If there was more than that I would get more stuff done I'm sure

i seriously cannot comprehend the sex drive that makes one exclusively horny for captain america looking movie hunks or the victorias secret angel archetype of tall underweight women with generically pretty faces in bikinis. that shit is like carbon monoxide or infrasonic noise to my libido like my sexual senses cant even clock it

"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.