Jessica Charming

*takes the guacamole and eats it* I don't feel to good

Good

That's because I put weed and four bottles of tequila in the guacamole

Oh no! You killed my baby

What baby?

@princessjessicacharming09 where did you get unicorn poop?

A unicorns butt hole

@kingbenofauradon good decision daddy. I saw @princessjessicacharming09 put poop in the cupcake after chad made it

…. I Shouldn’t Ask…But Wtf?

I used unicorn poop

….How Old Are You?!

9

@kingbenofauradon good decision daddy. I saw @princessjessicacharming09 put poop in the cupcake after chad made it

…. I Shouldn’t Ask…But Wtf?

I used unicorn poop