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reblog if it’s still 2012 where you live

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qothqueen

*organizes life at 3am*

william-snekspeare

"When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee"

-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today

lumpawaroospaceprincess-moved-d

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

tastefullyoffensive

(via lowghen)

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MAKE HIM REGRET

*spec prep*

BEING BORN

*spec prep*

shimmersing

So my husband tells a story about a guy he worked with at his first job. They’d regularly go to a Thai restaurant near their office - one of those really legit places where grandma is the chef. So the guy says one day to their server, looks this girl dead in the eye, and says “You can’t make it hot enough.”

Server gives him this look like “your funeral” and takes the order to the kitchen. GRANDMA COMES OUT AND LOOKS AT THIS POOR WHITE BOY, shakes her head, and goes back in the kitchen.

When the dish comes out, it’s a solid mass of just RED. Dudes at the table are dying just sitting near it. This guy tries his damnedest, gets about five bites in, and can’t do it. Mr You-cant-make-it-hot-enough was fucking obliterated by Chef Grandma.

And to add insult to injury, they replaced the dish for him, and GRANDMA BRINGS IT OUT, gives him a look and shakes her head.

I think there’s a reasonable chance this was his receipt.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF BY TALKING SHIT ABOUT THEIR PAD THAI

qothqueen

*organizes life at 3am*

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anxietyproblem

stability

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dailylarina

fwizard

whats another word for the word word

ectogeologist

why have you done this

leorjo

i am not against myself. but i am so Annoying. God Bless .

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Opening a job rejection email

gorps

Hey everyone how’s ur day im in traffic bc a fucking plane crashed on the freeway

gorps

Average day on a california freeway

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is. that a Luftwaffe plane??

kkoongie

It sure is!

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