I have a request for the Ultimate OTP Questions list, if you don't mind: Zhao Yun/Lu Bu
(Alright i got it. Sorry about a bit of a wait.)
Zhao Yun x Lu Bu OTP questions
Who is most affectionate?
Probably what their strengths can be used for. Zhao Yun is for his lords and Lu Bu is for himself
Favorite non-sexual activity to do together?
Riding red hare together or training.
Who drives and who rides shotgun?
Zhao Yun drives and Lu Bu will take the missle launcher (shotgun)
Who is most likely to carry the other?
Lu Bu will carry Zhao Yun in anyway he wants.
Nicknames(this took me a while)
Zhao Yun to Lu Bu: big bruiser, machoman, strongest warrior alive
Lu Bu to Zhao Yun: Hero, warrior
Who sings along with the radio?
Zhao Yun but really depends on the music.
Zhao Yun. He knows Lu Bu is strong, but he can do some incredibly dumb decisions that threaten his life. He's also concerned about Chen Gong, Lu Bu's strategist, for putting him in precarious situations and just feeling that he may have other intentions.
Who wants to take selfies with the other?
Who likes to playfully tease the other?
I think Lu Bu might do it more. (If Zhao Yun does it, it might cause the next DW opening in Xiapi again)
Who remembers what the other orders in a restaurant?
Who is embarrassed to take off their clothes in front of the other?
Who reaches for the other hand first?
Who is the most ticklish?
Who brings an animal they found home?
Zhao Yun. Lu Bu allowed it only because Lu Lingqi found the animal cute.
Who holds the umbrella for the other when it's raining?
Lu Bu, he's taller and can find a big umbrella for the both of them.
Who tries to playfully embarrass the other in public?
Zhao Yun. At least it's outside with other warriors around, still he doesn't do it often.
Who kills the scary bugs?
Both but Lu Bu will do it more often.
Who asks the wierd questions at random in the middle of the night?
Who wants to stay in bed longer?
Who always makes coffee for the other each morning?
Lu Bu. He doesn't want to give too much coffee though as Zhao Yun will musou attack out the window.
Who cries during certain films or reading sad books?
Who gets scared of horror films?
Neither? Zhao Yun is too courageous for that and Lu Bu is Lu Bu.
Who cuts the other's hair?
Who says "I Love you" first?
Who tells their friends and family about their relationship first?
What does their friends and family think about the relationship?
Lu Lingqi: She would be happy. She prefers Zhao Yun over Diaochan because at least he didn't keep him away from her while she was growing up.
Diaochan: She would be a bit surprised but accepting. She seemed to have feelings for Lu Bu, but will stay out of it unless Zhao Yun breaks his heart.
Chen Gong: He would think this is a good thing for Lu Bu. Anyone that can keep Lu Bu from any unnecessary killing sprees is great for him. Plus he would use this as a offer to ally themselves with Shu
Zhang Liao: He would be fine with it. He just hopes Zhao Yun would make a nice opponent for him to train sometime
Liu Bei: He would be a bit concerned (who wouldn't after they got kicked out of Xiapi in history) but the benevolence in his heart would at least let go of the grudge and accept it for one of his favorite officer's sake.
Liu Shan: He's fine with it. He just wants peace.
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei: Guan Yu wouldn't like it personally because Lu Bu messed with his sworn brother's dream and Zhang Fei wants to drink so hard to forget this relationship exists. While Guan Yu tries not to let Zhang Fei drink himself to death, he tells Zhao Yun to be careful at least
Ma Chao (and Ma Dai): Ma Chao wants to vanquish the injusticable creature that took Zhao Yun away. Ma Dai stops his cousin and ties him up on the horse. He silently says that he's fine with it but Ma Chao is going to take some time and get a clearer head for it. He tips his hat like a silent apology and rides off.
Who is more likely to ask the other to dance with them?
Zhao Yun. Just a night at one of the karaoke bars.
Lu Bu, especially when it's meats.
Who wears the other's jacket?
Who uses cheesy pick up lines?
Who whispers inappropriate things in the other's ear at inappropriate times?
Lu Bu. He would be so awkward with it though. at least Zhao Yun blushes easily.
Who makes the other laugh the most?
Who needs more reassurance?
Who would have to bail the other out of Jail?
Zhao Yun has to bail Lu Bu out
What is their Theme song?
This. It doesn't have the guitar riff that Dynasty Warriors tracks have (it isn't from a dynasty warriors game anyway), but i can see them battling to this together.
Who would sing their child back to sleep?
Lu Bu. It calms down Lu Lingqi faster.
What do they do when they are away from each other?
Zhao Yun would probably go to train and see what's happening in the south (Nanman). Lu Bu would be bored and ask Chen Gong where's the Wei forces. That is his training for today at least.
A headcanon about them that stabs your feels
One day when Zhao Yun shows up in Xiapi castle, he noticed something was wrong. Dead soldiers of Lu Bu's army laid on the castle walls and among the grounds. Zhao Yun grasped his spear tightly as he rushed inside. Along the way, he saw a Shu flag. Did something happen without Liu Bei knowing and to Lu Bu? He got to the throne room and Zhang Fei, visibly drunk, was there with blood on his pike. Chen Gong was no where to be found, neither was Lingqi, Zhang Liao, or Lu Bu. "Master Zhang Fei? What did you do!?" Zhao Yun would ask in increasing anger. Zhang Fei, still out of it, only acknowledged Zhao Yun with an "ugh" and threw Lu Bu's headpiece back to him. The headpiece was also tainted with blood. Zhao Yun started to cry. Lu Bu... He can't be gone... How did this happen? He wanted to kill Zhang Fei. He didn't care about how his lords felt or what it would do to his position, he killed his love out of spite and drunkeness! Before he could get his spear off of the ground, he was knocked out by Zhang Fei, an ache in his head too great by a clean headbutt.
A headcanon that mends the previous one?
Zhao Yun woke up in what looks to him like a hideaway, the birds tweeting outside in harmony. He didn't want to get up from the bed, one Lu Bu was dead to him and two it hurts to move. He noticed he still held the headpiece Lu Bu wore and placed it on the table next to him. He wasn't fully awake but when he came to, he felt someone big and strong next to him in the bed. It sounded like a bear but calmer. As he turned, Lu Bu was alive and in bandages from the wounds he had gotten. Zhao Yun also found bandages on himself. He was so happy they were alive. Liu Bei, Chen Gong and Lu Lingqi came in as well from the outside. Liu Bei had apologized to Lu Bu and Zhao Yun that he didn't know Zhang Fei was attacking them and he didn't know about the incident til Chen Gong and Lingqi explained to him about it. Zhang Fei would be in Jail for it and shouldn't be bothered at all. Chen Gong felt regretful about the situation that he never saw it coming. After their worries were quelled and apologies was given and accepted, they left Lu Bu and Zhao Yun alone to heal. They cuddled comfortably in bed, Lu Bu silently wishing that Zhang Fei would be executed but he's fine with both alive to do battles again.