also ezra

I think sometimes cbt is a load of bullshit but once in a while you'll just effortlessly parry a thought that's trying to make you spiral and it feels so good. I've done it like 4 times tonight.

Did you mean CBD or are you talking about cock and ball torture

Yes if you beat the shit out of your nutsack you won't ever feel sad again. This is medical advice.

Hold on I'm gonna try this

also at the end when they ask you "any questions?" and you can't think of anything: ask about parking. even if you don't have a car.

Another good response to the "any questions" bit is to ask the interviewers what they like about working there. Shows interest in what it's actually like to work there beyond the propaganda of the advert and website, and hesitation or vague answers can be a red flag to pay attention to if you're in a position where you can turn down a job offer.

HATE when you’re inserting your email somewhere and literally from the first letter the website is like “invalid email address” like yes i know. I’m typing it right now. My email address is obviously not just the letter ‘m’. Stop

Mesopotamian souls, going apeshit and cheering in the netherworld: CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY!