cosmic petal

Ur so right asfhkflshkms

😂

This was deadass cute though 😂

omg

This was the must perfect Twitter thread.

I would love to quote from this thread but everything in there is so deliciously fucking quotable.

I dunno, I’m rather fond of “Most men believe themselves to be insightful speakers of truth to power, when in reality they don’t even pass the Turing Test.”

But the dichotomy of the crude yet somehow elegant “neverending ocean of mediocre cock crashing on the beach of a woman’s day” is reaaaallly up there.

@spfybaker

Dont forget he was just 50$ short

i hacked animal crossing pocket camp & now i can drink lean and fly

I’ve gotten hold of an extremely powerful url. In fact it’s so powerful that I don’t intend to use it, but contain it

This vessel is under my control now

I didn’t even kno charles manson was a white supremacist who attempted to frame black people for his murders that part is just suspiciously absent throughout the fanfare about him huh