candy pieces all smeared out

Burger King releases Bart Simpson Sauce, 2,400 dead 3,000 missing

finally cured myself of the curse of memory and now i can touch the burners on the stove as many times as i want with all the excitement of new discoveries and none of the knowledge of upcoming pain

overwatch had the right idea when they made every sniper in the game weak to a gorilla that could leap to your position and beat you to death. i think this should be a more common game design choice for multiplayer games

*watches my only beloved son slide down this and crinkle up like a crushed soda can*

fortnite

fortnite!!!!!!! fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!

why dont you kids stop playing “fortnite” and “fork knife” your vegetables