All Things Trayb

The internet is a place where pulpy things are stranger than fiction.

What a fitting fortune for Brooklyn, seein’ as that she just got addicted to My Hero Academia. #Deku

Don’t Do It.

My little storyboard artist is about to get employed. Zoom in and peep how mad the gardener is that his crops got housed by camel with tube socks and a pig.

Dad of the year.

Your boy was out here at 8th grade graduation with the friendliest Steve Harvey suit [shit was not mean]. Damn near a zoot suit. 2001 was an interesting year of my life, man. My hair was luxurious tho, and these were my favorite braids ever. Shouts to @_failed_attempt__ for even sendin’ me this.

“It’s not for sale, FRANCIS!” (at Bicycle Heaven)

It me

We all have a story.

For as trash as this is, I crushed all of it and liked it.

Happy Birthday, Brooklyn! Stay wavy 🌊🌊🌊

Sup. My jersey is too big. My body is too small. My chin hit puberty before I did. Those North Side Saints days were beautiful.

When someone recklessly hops in your DMs, be polite and send them this picture.

Maaaaan look at my back! Want to see what happened? Go to my previous post.