Dance or I crush you.

Nobody asked for it, nobody wants it, and nobody needs it, but I made you this Bad TF2 OC generator anyway.

Aaaand on paying a little more attention to the video (while *not* playing Guild Wars 2 on my other monitor this time), it looks like they decided to portray Heavy as a big fat idiot who shot Medic's bird by accident and can't play chess for shit so yeah, fuck everything about this.

End of the Line summary: Heavy saves all the kittens, Medic is a cranky baby who sucks at chess, and Valve and everyone associated with them are still a bunch of shameless queer-baiting scumbags.

Can you damn kids stop saying that "Heavy isn't fat" in an attempt to defend him? Like yeah he's a big ol muscle fatty but he's still got a big round belly on him and there's nothing wrong with that gdi

K seriously though "Stupid gullible cuckolded Heavy and his unrequited (or barely requited) crush on the super-smexy Doctor who's too good for his fat bald not-fluent-in-English ass" is like my least favorite trope in TF2's entire clusterfuck of a fandom and if you post it or enjoy it I'm gonna need you to stay the hell way from me.

Once again feeling a need for fics where Heavy dumps Medic's worthless ass and goes on with his life because he deserves so much better than that screechy little overrated German piece of shit.

I like how Heavy holds awkwardly onto the back of the dirtbike so he doesn't have to touch Scout, though.