Nothing But Horniness.

So the x rays showed that Pirate Clark has completely human anatomy, including a brain, and I assume normal blood. Maybe not. Which means he’s not a normal still life. I wish so badly that they would’ve gone back into the backrooms and done X-rays on the other three still lifes, just to see if they too have human anatomy. It can’t be, because of that one with 6 eyes being made of that weird foam stuff??? I think this leaves space perfectly for a sequel movie about what Pirate Clark may be. I don’t think this is the last we’ll see of him.

Thragg: Kregg, we have come to this planet to repopulate our species, your ONE mission here is to have children, so why are you not with child? If I am not mistaken, you said you have many sexual partners. Kregg: Apologies sir, I have relationships with several women, but I have not been successful in courting a human man-

Thragg: Have you tried? Kregg: …Most men on this planet don’t seem interested in bouncing on my strap crazy style… do you know what a strap on is, grand regent?

Thragg: get tf out of my sight bro

Sorry I’ve been thinking about ts all day it js cracks me up

Found these gems

"I just know Kregg cried his little eye out at being told "no" for the first time from his daddy

Kinda sad they took out the scene from the comics where he tried to fight Thragg on it 🫩 We could've seen him get manhandled"

"The other Viltrumites prob felt like when ur 3rd wheeling a couple and they start arguing in the car

Can't go nowhere

Awkward asf"

"Everyone being all quiet on the flight back and Lucan looks over

".....ya kno me PERSONALLY grand regent I would NEVER speak to you or come at you like that--"

Now Kregg and Lucan are fighting like an episode of baddies"