Teens in highschool probably play the Soviet national anthem more than the USSR did.

In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive

im horny but like horny to cuddle

you have a heart of gold and i’m still feeling butterflies over how someone as wonderful as you loves me

You ain’t at your lowest till you sit down in a standing shower

my type of public transportation 

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

you people are the most fucking exhausting i swear it

im horny but like horny to cuddle

“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.

im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, I’m chill