moved

st. paul’s cathedral in liége went from one lucifer, whom they called ‘too sublime’ and removed because he was distracting ‘pretty penitent girls,’ to another lucifer, who they’ve left there for 170 years even though he’s so hot that satanists visit the cathedral to meditate in the presence of this Most Sexy Of Lucifers

here’s how i imagine that went down.

liege cathedral: hmm. you know what we need? a nice satan for our church. let’s ask joey geefs

joseph geefs: sculpts this

liege cathedral: no!! too hot!! now we all want to fuck lucifer! we need a different satan. let’s ask… the sexy lucifer sculptor’s BROTHER. yes. willy geefs is older so he definitely doesn’t want to fuck lucifer

guillaume geefs, who DOES want to fuck lucifer, and the only sign of his being older than his brother is that the lucifer he wants to fuck is somewhat older: sculpts this

liege cathedral: shit. well we don’t have any more money for lucifers so i guess we’ll keep this sexy lucifer

Be jealous that dis guy says means things to me and not you 🖤🖤

“Hey, look at me I’m right here baby.”

“I’ll be a phone call away if you need me.”

“Nothing’s going to hurt you I promise.”

“You have nothing to worry about Little One.”

“Daddy’s got you.”

“Shh shh you’re okay, we’re okay baby girl.”

“Tell Daddy what’s wrong.”

“Daddy will never lie to you.”

“It’s okay to be scared baby don’t worry.”

“Daddy will never let anything hurt you.”

“I’m always going to be here for you baby girl daddy loves you so much.”

“Just breathe baby doll.”

“No one will ever take you away from me. You’re mine baby.”